tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5965872449275290762024-03-18T22:38:53.708-05:00A Cat's life Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger132125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-596587244927529076.post-9261281456965225502013-07-26T18:56:00.001-05:002013-07-26T18:56:43.974-05:00Carpeting<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
I have been quite lazy in the upkeep of my social media. Do not fear loyal servants, I have not died. Yet. <div>
Instead I have been lazy. No more or less than usual, I have just found my carpet to be incredibly comfortable. It's soft, woven from the hair of the fluffiest sheep that dot along the sides of glorious mountains in far-off countries. </div>
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Or not. But a Cat can dream, can he not? </div>
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My carpet is of a particular loveliness. It's soft, and there's miles upon miles of it. I can lay wherever I wish upon it and be perfectly comfortable. If you do not possess such a carpet and you are in a set of circumstances to get one, I would highly recommend it.</div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-596587244927529076.post-34121747228066425712013-06-27T03:52:00.002-05:002013-06-27T03:52:56.875-05:00Heat is not cool. <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
It's hot here.<br />
When I say hot, I mean HOT. God fucking damn, my fur was frying off when I tried to roll around in the middle of the street.<br />
I don't approve of this at all and whoever authorized it to be this fucking hot has a sick sense of humor and needs to stop because this isn't funny.<br />
"But Clark! You're a cat! Can't you just shed your coat? You're a Cat, after all."<br />
Well.<br />
<i>Well.</i><br />
I could. But then in another hour I'd make a post about how annoying shedding in and how much fur ends up in your mouth and how the humans never stop complaining about all the goddamn fur and it's not worth it. Unpopular opinion I know, but it's really not worth it.<br />
Also my coat is fucking marvelous why would I ever want to lose it? I'm quite a big fan of my fur. You can't really blame me, it's a very nice coat. I'd still be handsome without it, but it still makes me look pretty damn nice.<br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-596587244927529076.post-12841467839184049342013-05-09T23:32:00.001-05:002013-05-09T23:32:18.917-05:00I like the rain. <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">It's quite nice. Especially summer rain, where it's humid and drizzly. I can sit outside on my little porch and just watch it fall. Listen to it's pitter-patter. It's graceful in a subtle kind of way, particularly soothing to listen to. </span><div>
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"> Sitting outside and listening to the rain is a nice escape from always listening to my humans talk. They never really seem to stop talking, and not even about anything that interesting. Politics, music, clothing, sports, just yawn worthy stuff. I prefer when they talk of food, or even better, when they're totally quiet, so I can just sleep peacefully. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"> Humans rarely do shut up however, so those quiet little moments in the rain are the best. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Now if you excuse me, I have rain to watch. </span></div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-596587244927529076.post-16691561700475215092013-04-10T22:46:00.001-05:002013-04-10T22:46:20.537-05:00Story-time with Clark<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
One day, a few years back or so, I did something stupid.<br />
I know that you're shocked, but try to let in sink it, every Cat has a moment when they act a little human.<br />
I was just wondering about my neighborhood, hopping into people's backyards, killing small animals, etc. When I saw it in one of my neighbor's yards. (Really one of my yard's, as everything is mine)<br />
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It was really ugly.<br />
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Like even uglier than the average human.<br />
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It also smelled pretty weird.<br />
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It was strangely tiny, a little bit bigger than a fat rabbit, but not that big. I figured it was just some unintelligent, overfed rabbit that had consumed a few too many chemicals or something.<br />
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As I was sitting on the fence and watching it, it saw me, and it started <i>yipping</i> at me. A horrible, high-pitched noise that I can only describe as <i>yipping. </i><br />
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In hindsight- I probably should have seen that it was not just a radioactive obese rabbit, as rabbits don't yip, but I didn't see it.<br />
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It was horrid, too loud, too long, and it just wouldn't STOP. After about 5 minutes I thought that it still wouldn't shut up, so I leaped off the fence and attacked it.<br />
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It yipped louder and louder, but I didn't care. In just a minute it would stop.<br />
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But before I could do that, I would have to show my servants my strange catch. I picked it up and was trying to carry it off so I could rip open it's tiny body and feast on its flesh when a human emerged from the house connected to the yard and started screaming.<br />
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I was so startled that I dropped my radioactive, obese rabbit and jumped over the fence.<br />
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I strutted on home, putting this little event out of my mind.<br />
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I would never have given it a second thought if not for a knock on the door come a few days time.<br />
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It was the human who had screamed, with a smaller younger human, who I presumed to be her son cowering behind her.<br />
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I was half-asleep, so I wasn't quite listening, but I did count several phrase and snippets of words.<br />
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"Your cat... tried to carry off our dog... Chihuahua..."<br />
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I was quite confused for a minute, before my nimble brain pieced together everything. My radioactive obese rabbit was actually a <b>dog</b>. And I had almost eaten it.<br />
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Pity that I hadn't succeeded.<br />
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I was fully awake by then, and had sauntered up to the door to sit behind my servant who had answered the door and stare at the humans with the ugly dog.<br />
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They stared at me for a second before making an excuse and leaving.<br />
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The whole experience reminded me why I was awesome.<br />
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And that concludes story time.<br />
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Did you enjoy it? Of course you did, that's hardly a question.<br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-596587244927529076.post-62497367806173684212013-03-02T16:23:00.001-06:002013-03-02T16:25:21.442-06:00I'm no lolcat.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
I am not fat.<br />
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Why do people keep saying I am?<br />
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I'm just a muscular Cat, and as any intelligent being knows (and even unintelligent beings, namely d-o-g-s) muscle weighs more than fat. It's not that hard to understand.<br />
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I don't like being called fat. It makes me feel like one of those cheeseburger-eating lolcatz. It makes me feel bad about myself.<br />
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Do any of you humans think that we voluntarily become lolcatz? No. We don't. If you couldn't tell.<br />
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I don't like being referred to as "the fat Cat", or "Mr. Chubs" or anything of that manner.<br />
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I prefer "Killer", "Handsome McCat", or "Stud Muffin" or anything that really represents my true nature.<br />
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It's even worse that this kind of thing is encouraged on the internet today. Most of us Cats hold ourselves in very high regards, and being told that we're just cheeseburger eating butterballs, isn't that great.<br />
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Mind you, if you are a bigger kitty, or a cheeseburger eating lolcat, that's absolutely fine too.<br />
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But, to all of you humans out there, not all of us are.<br />
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So keep that in mind the next time you're building memes, you sill humans.</div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-596587244927529076.post-21661137485414104242013-01-22T20:24:00.000-06:002013-01-22T20:24:01.443-06:00It's been dull.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Hello loyal followers. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">I'm sure you've been wondering what's been happening in the world of Clark, and, I'm sorry to say, not too much.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">I haven't got in any more fights, I haven't killed any more small animals. Nothing.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">So yes, I will be blogging more, I know so many of you are begging me too start back up again.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Even on the dullest of days, I'll try to have some kind of blog post up.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">No promises though.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">-Clark the bored Cat</span></div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-596587244927529076.post-67114397313267585102012-12-25T10:09:00.000-06:002012-12-25T10:09:08.811-06:00Happy Holidays!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Hello there peeps! I'm quite preoccupied at the moment, I got some catnip toys and I've been the center of attention, rolling around in them and being adorable. Acting rather high really, but the servants just find it adorable. I question their logic too, but I am pretty adorable, you can't really blame them.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"> But I took a break from being high on catnip to offer all of you a Merry Christmas. Or other holiday, really just Merry Holidays in general.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"> Why do people always say "Merry Christmas" and "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Holidays"?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Humans are confusing.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Well, I should get back to being adorable and acting high now, have to keep the humans entertained.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">-Clark the merry Cat</span></div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-596587244927529076.post-64181937050237848092012-12-17T20:19:00.003-06:002013-01-22T20:28:37.023-06:00The CD is out!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Hello there peeps. In case you didn't know, I am the spokescat for a truly amazing alliance, The Fayetville Ska Alliance. Here's my original post, (</span><a href="http://clarksupercat.blogspot.com/2012/07/fsa.html"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Original Post</span></a><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">).</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> Their new CD is out! I have to admit, it's incredibly awesome. Catchy, creative, and a new twist on the old holiday tunes. And no, I was not payed to say that. It's all true. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> This is high praise coming from a Cat. We have impeccable taste in music, and, as a Cat, I approve of this CD, even recommend it. That enough should be a fantastic incentive to go and buy it.If you're still not convinced, (and I'm very confuzzled as to why) it's for a good cause, 100 percent of CD sales will be donated directly to </span><a href="http://fayettevilleska.com/spay-arkansas/"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Spay Arkansas</span></a><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">, which operates the NWA Spay and Neuter Clinic. Which benefits animals, which is a fantastic thing, and if you don't like animals, I don't like you. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> That's right peeps, Number 1. So, that's a fantastic reason in itself. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Even if you don't celebrate Christmas,this CD makes a fantastic present for someone who does.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> If you still don't want to buy it, fine. But you're missing out.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">You can buy it here- </span><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Merry-Happy-Jolly-Good-Time/dp/B00AG4M4FE/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1355200146&sr=8-1&keywords=merry+happy+jolly+good+time"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Amazon</span></a><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">, </span><a href="http://www.cdbaby.com/AlbumDetails.aspx?AlbumID=fayettevilleskaalliance"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">CD Baby,</span></a><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> </span><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/merry-happy-jolly-good-time/id583251778"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">iTunes,</span></a><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> and </span><a href="https://play.google.com/store/music/album/Fayetteville_Ska_Alliance_Merry_Happy_Jolly_Good_T?id=B5ir7qoleegwtwev6quqjhwrlee"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Google Play</span></a><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> What are you waiting for? Go get it!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">-Clark the Musical Cat</span></div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-596587244927529076.post-16697418865420352692012-12-07T18:26:00.002-06:002012-12-07T22:15:18.894-06:00Faux Cats<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Hello Peeps. I was just chilling on my social media accounts, (which you should go follow me on. Go. Follow my awesomeness. Now.) and I began to notice that most "Cats" on the Internet, are actually people! I, of course, being an actual Cat, know that they're not Cats because of the way they talk. For example, in one of these "faux Cat" accounts, the phrase "I tolerate you" becomes- "I WuVVVVVVVVV U!!!!!!111!!!" </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> Which, no self-respecting Cat would type like. And all Cats have self respect, because we're very aware of our amazingness. We're also very intelligent. Even the less intelligent Cats of the Internet know how to type correctly. It's insulting really, to be portrayed in such a demeaning and undignified manner. And do you humans really think we call you "Mommy"? Because I've noticed a growing trend of Cats typing things like- "I wuvvvvv my mommy so much she gives me fishhhhh".</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> Some human servants can be so dim! While I am aware of you servants loving us, (It's not like I blame you, we're pretty awesome) we do not EVER EVER EVER EVER <span style="font-size: large;"><strong>EVER </strong></span>call you "Mommy" or "Daddy" or any of those little names you believe we do.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> How would you like to have your whole species spread across the Internet, portrayed as imbeciles, writing with horrible grammar? Imagine it for a moment.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> Now do you know the horror? The ridicule? Do you understand how horribly insulting it is?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">So stop. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">You hear me, stop. <br />Or else.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">-Clark the Cat </span><br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-596587244927529076.post-39104313429951908872012-11-18T13:21:00.001-06:002012-11-18T13:21:54.687-06:00Chuck Norris of Cats<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="color: #cc0000; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">I got in a fight. Yeah, that's right, I got in a fight. I don't know why you're suprised, I am Clark after all. I'm like the Chuck Norris of Cats. </span><br />
<span style="color: #cc0000; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> And we started to fight, I of course, beat the living crap out of him, cause I am Clark after all, then I saunterd home to tell my humans of my victory. You would think that they would congratulate me for being so awesome, but they didn't! Instead they fawned over me and got all worried and acted stupid. </span><br />
<span style="color: #cc0000; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> It wasn't even that big of a scratch, just a little one on my nose, but I wanted to show it off and be all tough and macho all the same.</span><br />
<span style="color: #cc0000; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Stupid humans.</span><br />
<span style="color: #cc0000; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">-Clark the Chuck Norris of Cats</span></div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-596587244927529076.post-30355033727472484522012-11-10T13:21:00.002-06:002012-11-10T13:21:30.896-06:00It's the human's fault<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="color: #783f04; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">I know how I said that I would be back to blogging more, but it's a little hard when the stupid computer is crashing all the time. Yes, my computer broke. </span><br />
<span style="color: #783f04; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">*cue gasp*</span><br />
<span style="color: #783f04; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> It's been pretty bad. I couldn't post adorable pictures of me, tweet snarky Cat phrases, update any statuses on my facebook, etc. So I've just been sitting at home. Bored. My computer seems to be working again, though I blame my humans for using it. IT'S MINE! Do I have to go into this again? Everything is MINE! Everything. </span><br />
<span style="color: #783f04; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> The humans have seemed to fixed up the computer a little, and I can finally get back to blogging. </span><br />
<span style="color: #783f04; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">So yrros for this late post. It won't happen again. Hopefully.</span><br />
<span style="color: #783f04; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> </span><br />
<span style="color: #783f04; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> I actually do have some interesting stuff happening now though. While the internet was broken, I got back into the wild (read: The neighbor's yard). And I found some pretty interesting stuff.</span><br />
<span style="color: #783f04; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> Like, that humans plant these nice little flowers in little mounds that are really fun to dig up and pee in. I also found out that if you find a backyard with a d-o-g in it, you can sit on the fence and taunt them. They will ALWAYS bark up at you. It's hilarious. </span><br />
<span style="color: #783f04; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> So....that's what I did while my internet was being stupid. </span><br />
<span style="color: #783f04; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">-Clark the intelligent Cat</span><br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-596587244927529076.post-30272061160706233772012-10-16T21:52:00.003-05:002012-10-16T21:52:56.389-05:00I HAVE RETURNED<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="color: #0b5394; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Yes, the title reads true. I have returned to blog more! I'm sure you all missed me and my adorableness, but I have returned and will not leave it so long again.</span><br />
<span style="color: #0b5394; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Yrros about that. If you're new to my blog, "yrros" is sorry backwards, because sorry is very painful to say for a Cat. So whenever I say "yrros", it just means sorry. AAA! I said it. </span><br />
<span style="color: #0b5394; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> Anyways, nothing new has been happening in the world of me. Does anybody else think that the humans are getting stupider? Mine have hung up little decorations for some weird holiday called "Halloween" where servants everywhere force their amazing animals to wear ridiculous costumes. Of course, if you're a d-o-g, it's quite amusing.</span><br />
<span style="color: #0b5394; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> If you want some regular daily updates of my majestic life, just drop me a tweet on twitter, I have a link of to the side. </span><br />
<span style="color: #0b5394; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> So that's about it in the amazing world of ME.</span><br />
<span style="color: #0b5394; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">-Clark the majestic Cat</span><br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-596587244927529076.post-39436057601022267402012-09-30T12:20:00.000-05:002012-09-30T12:20:01.854-05:00Worst.Picture.Ever.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">I'm not even sure why I'm sharing this with you. It's pretty bad. I mean, wow. I don't even know. There are no words to describe the terror that is that photo.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">I know. It's horrendous.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">The only reason I'm sharing this with you is because I know that my humans would find it and post it to ICanHazCHeezeburger, with some stupid little caption like- </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">"I WUUUUUUVVVVVV CATNIP." </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Or something like that, because that's what humans spend their spare time doing.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">So I thought that I should show it to you before you found at the hard way.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> Don't laugh at me.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">-Clark the Undignified Cat</span></div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-596587244927529076.post-52959336908624558912012-09-22T09:42:00.004-05:002012-09-22T09:42:41.224-05:00Grounded. (Again)<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="color: #b45f06; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">My human's drive me crazy. Seriously, they won't let me go outside at night anymore!!! For the stupidest reason too, </span><a href="http://clarksupercat.blogspot.com/2012/05/grounded.html"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">(Original Human stupidity here)</span></a><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><span style="color: #b45f06;">. </span><span style="color: #b45f06;">Go ahead and read it. I'll wait.</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #b45f06; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Are you done? Good. So now you can obviously see the stupidity that they displayed once, after a while though, they loosened up and let me outside again, so a few nights ago I decided it was okay to kill another bunny and leave it in her yard again. </span><br />
<span style="color: #b45f06; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">But for mysterious reason she didn't like having a dead bunny in her yard at 1 in the morning.</span><br />
<span style="color: #b45f06; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">So weird, I know. </span><br />
<span style="color: #b45f06; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">So now I have to stay inside again, but I'm gonna meow, tear up the weatherstripping, and bother my humans so much that they will give in and I will get another bunny. And the cycle goes on.</span><br />
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<span style="color: #b45f06; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">This is why Cats are superior to humans...</span><br />
<span style="color: #b45f06; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">-Clark the Superior Cat</span><br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-596587244927529076.post-89043952747024915292012-09-10T17:11:00.003-05:002012-09-10T17:16:21.292-05:00"Logic"<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="color: #45818e; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Have any of your humans ever tried to use logic? Whenever mine attempt it, it ends up all wrong. (That should tell you how intelligent they are...)</span><br />
<span style="color: #45818e; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> So, one of my human's rooms was all messy, with clothes and other random junk hanging everywhere. And it was the best room ever. I could pounce in the clothes, claw them up, go onto the bookcase and knock anything that's up there down. I could bat the zippers and strings around, and best of all, I found almost 20 pipe cleaners!!!! </span><br />
<span style="color: #45818e; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> Pipe cleaners remind me of caterpillars. And I like caterpillars. </span><br />
<span style="color: #45818e; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">But then my human CLEANED her room!!! Yeah, she actually cleaned it. No clothes on the floor, no precious knick-knacks on the bookcase, and the pipe cleaners are hidden.</span><br />
<span style="color: #45818e; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> I was so confused. </span><br />
<span style="color: #45818e; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">What's so good about a clean room? </span><br />
<span style="color: #45818e; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Nothing. It's boring. And some of my humans didn't help either, all they did was nag her to clean her room.</span><br />
<span style="color: #45818e; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">So all my humans are brainless.</span><br />
<span style="color: #45818e; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Why am I not surprised?</span><br />
<span style="color: #45818e; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">-Clark the not-surprised Cat</span></div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-596587244927529076.post-68293502374600774222012-09-03T16:18:00.002-05:002012-09-03T16:19:53.087-05:00Not your rug.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="color: #990000; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">My servants drive me crazy. Seriously, they get mad at me over NOTHING!! So, I just woke up and walked up to my scratcher, one of those nice flat ones and started scratching on it. It's a scratcher, I was just doing what I was supposed to do, but for some reason they told me to-"Get off their rug".</span><br />
<span style="color: #990000; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> None of those words make any sense to me, they're my servants, they shouldn't be allowed to order me around!!! And what is this mysterious rug? Could they possibly talking about my scratcher? And why would they be calling it theirs? Everything is mine... Humans are so confusing. </span><br />
<span style="color: #990000; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> How could they call it their rug when there's so many pictures of me on it?! Seriously, just look at this!</span><br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-596587244927529076.post-38780000865991620432012-08-27T21:59:00.001-05:002012-08-27T22:00:31.797-05:00Shamed<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="color: #20124d; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">We all have our bad days, yes? And some bad days are badder than others, some are just mildly bad and some are right-out awful. I believe today was one of the right-out awful days.</span><br />
<span style="color: #20124d; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> You see, I woke up this afternoon, and expected to see my canned Meow Mix. Instead, I saw my regular food. I'm not saying it's bad, but after all that Meow Mix..... it's hard to go back. </span><br />
<span style="color: #20124d; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> So then I was all traumatized and had to sleep for a few more hours. I know, it's very tough.</span><br />
<span style="color: #20124d; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> When I was feeling a little better, I went outside and meowed at the door for a solid 2 minutes. <strong>2 minutes. </strong>That's too darn long!!! My humans should be at my beck and call, ready to jump up at the click of my claws. But they weren't. So I went over to the computer to blog about all the unfairness of this whole situation when I saw an article that one of my humans had stupidly left open. I nearly screamed.</span><br />
<span style="color: #20124d; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">It was about the dangers of letting your Cat outside. And why</span><br />
<span style="color: #20124d; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">You.</span><br />
<span style="color: #20124d; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">shouldn't.</span><br />
<span style="color: #20124d; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Let.</span><br />
<span style="color: #20124d; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">them</span><br />
<span style="color: #20124d; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">outside</span><br />
<span style="color: #20124d; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">anymore.</span><br />
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<span style="color: #20124d; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Yes, you read that right. I was shocked. Just shocked. But it gets worse, as I read farther into that horrifying article, it said that if you want to let your Cat outside, you should put them on a leash or a harness! What?!!! Would you humans like to only be outside if you were on a leash or a harness? I think not.</span><br />
<span style="color: #20124d; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> So I went over to the door and pawed at it and looked cute until one on of my humans gave in.</span><br />
<span style="color: #20124d; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> Then I walked over to my spot, the one with the grass and the little plastic black thingy that you can roll over. It's a very good back scratcher. I just sat there and rolled around on the nice soft grass, when suddenly- my little back scratcher popped up, made a little <em>whoosh</em> noise and sprayed water everywhere! Everywhere! Even on me!!!!!! Me!!!! So now I was wet. Wet. That's just unacceptable. Then of course, I saw those yappy little d-o-gs from across the street, and they started LAUGHING at me. That's right. LAUGHING!! (Yes, d-o-gs can laugh, but it's a very unpleasant choking sound. Even they can tell that it sounds stupid.) I maintained my dignity all the way to my door until one of the watery things sprayed water over me again. I can only take so much. </span><br />
<span style="color: #20124d; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Overall, not a very good day in the life of Clark</span><br />
<span style="color: #20124d; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">-Clark the shamed Cat</span></div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-596587244927529076.post-20394823946878924982012-08-22T23:37:00.003-05:002012-08-22T23:37:26.750-05:00Ask me anything, I know everything.....<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="color: #741b47; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Hello peeps. What is new in the brilliantly beautiful mind of Clark the amazing Cat this week? You may ask. Well, as you are well aware, Cats are infinitely superior, and know everything. So, I will answer anything you ask me. Yes, you read that right. You can get a glimpse into the orcale of wisdom this is the mind of a Cat. I will answer any questions until September 5th, then, well, you'll just have to wait until I feel generous again. (which might not be for a while..)</span><br />
<span style="color: #741b47; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> So hurry!! Ask away!!! </span><br />
<span style="color: #741b47; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Yes, now.</span><br />
<span style="color: #741b47; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Are you gonna ask or not?</span><br />
<span style="color: #741b47; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">-Clark the oh-so-generous- Cat.</span></div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-596587244927529076.post-41770555609713972622012-08-17T22:33:00.001-05:002012-08-20T09:45:32.358-05:00In the rain<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0b5394;">I know this is unusual, stealing one of my human's mysterious rectangles, (which is called an I-pad. How strange) and blogging from it, but I can't move my computer outside. So I had to, bring their IPad outside instead, it's raining right now, and there's nothing I like more watching the rain on the the doorstep and watch the rain. Very peaceful. Gives us Cats time to reflect on life. Like the wonders of the can opener, the beauty of our reflections, or just how itchy our ears our. Yes, we Cats are intelligent and philosophical beings.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0b5394; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">-Clark the intelligent and philosophical Cat</span></div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-596587244927529076.post-68985377620643884172012-08-15T11:08:00.003-05:002012-08-15T11:09:25.993-05:00CRISIS<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="color: #990000; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">RED ALERT!!!! SOUND THE ALARMS!!!CALL THE COPS!!!!! THE SWAT TEAM!!!!!BEAM IN ALIENS!!!!! ANYBODY!!!! I CAN SEE THE BOTTOM OF MY BOWL!!!!! </span><br />
<span style="color: #990000; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> Oh wait- here come a human, HUMAN!!! REFILL MY FOOD BOWL!!! I suppose I should tell you what just happened. You see - this morning I came inside and strolled over to my food dish, like I usually do. Whenever I do this, I expect a full dish, no empty spots. And I got a full dish, except for this one tiny spot in the middle, the size of a claw or so, that didn't have any food in it!! Seriously, I could see white!!! The bottom of my bowl. It's shocking. Very shocking. Seriously, the service of the servants today....</span><br />
<span style="color: #990000; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">-Clark the shocked and disgruntled Cat</span></div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-596587244927529076.post-29409839116835258912012-08-09T14:57:00.001-05:002012-08-09T14:57:28.690-05:00The Catlympics<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">As many of you can tell, the Olympics are on right now. So I decided to get in the spirit. Here are some Cat-related olympic sports.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> Like this.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><img class="scaled-image" height="173" origheight="107" origwidth="246" src="https://p.twimg.com/Ay6ecZvCYAEktBp.jpg:large" width="400" /></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Or this-</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><img class="scaled-image" height="400" origheight="548" origwidth="450" src="https://p.twimg.com/AyXA4q4CcAAyYhe.jpg:large" width="328" /></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">The balance beam-</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><img alt="Cat Olympics: Picture Gallery of Kitty Olympic Events" class="photo" height="300" src="http://0.tqn.com/d/cats/1/7/c/z/jasper_balancebeam.jpg" width="400" /></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">The ever popular floor routine-</span><br />
<img alt="Picture of Jaspurr, Competing in the Cat Olympics Freestyle Roll Event, Dirt Division" class="photo" height="300" src="http://0.tqn.com/d/cats/1/7/7/z/jaspurr_freestylerolling.jpg" width="400" /><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">And my favorite-</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><img alt="Picture of Mojo in the Toilet Paper Shred Event of Cat Olympics" class="photo" src="http://0.tqn.com/d/cats/1/7/f/z/mojo_papershred.jpg" /></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">The toilet Paper Destruction Event!!!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">I think I'll practice some freestyle sleeping now...</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">-Clark the sporty Cat</span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-596587244927529076.post-31511802490350824342012-08-05T14:54:00.000-05:002012-08-05T14:54:05.610-05:00Too hot to handle....<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="color: #cc0000; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Once again, my humans disgust me with their stupidity. You see, it's summer, and it's very hot outside. So I stay inside. Simple. I didn't even think my humans could screw that up.</span><br />
<span style="color: #cc0000; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> Yet, they did. They broke the Air Conditioner. I know. How stupid could they be? Don't they know that it's hot outside?!?!?!? </span><br />
<span style="color: #cc0000; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> So now I'm going inside and outside, constantly meowing at the door to feel the cross breeze.</span><br />
<span style="color: #cc0000; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> Sigh.</span><br />
<span style="color: #cc0000; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">-Clark the Cat</span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-596587244927529076.post-51190697735935248512012-07-31T23:02:00.002-05:002012-07-31T23:02:44.898-05:00Moving Picture Magic<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">TA-DA! I got very bored over the weekend, so I stole my human's I-pad (one of the mysteries of the mysterious rectangles solved!) and downloaded an app that takes pictures and makes them into a repetive movie.</span></div>
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> Now all my fans can see me in action, and you must admit, it looks pretty dang awesome.</span></div>
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<span style="color: #3d85c6; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">-Clark the technology-savvy Cat</span></div>
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<span style="color: #6aa84f; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">I know what you're thinking-</span><br />
<span style="color: #6aa84f; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> "Oh great and wonderful oracle of Cat wisdom, why haven't you bestowed any of your amazing advice on us lately?"</span><br />
<span style="color: #6aa84f; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> You see, I have been slightly sick for the past few days. Nothing serious. Just a cold. But it was a cold strong enough to make my humans overly protective and worried.</span><br />
<span style="color: #6aa84f; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> So I've been hanging around the house and ordering them around. All I had to do was look pitiful and BAM!! A delicious can of Meow Mix Canned Cat food was dumped in my bowl! Seriously, if it weren't for being sick I would have enjoyed the whole experience.</span><br />
<span style="color: #6aa84f; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> -Clark the Cat</span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-596587244927529076.post-56984663913004366582012-07-24T11:24:00.002-05:002012-07-24T11:24:14.751-05:00Betrayal<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="color: #660000; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Well, I don't know how to start this post. </span><br />
<span style="color: #660000; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> I mean, this is crazy.</span><br />
<span style="color: #660000; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">I was sitting on the neighbor's fence when I saw the d-o-g. Not totally unusual. </span><br />
<span style="color: #660000; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> But.</span><br />
<span style="color: #660000; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> My human.</span><br />
<span style="color: #660000; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Miss. Sara.</span><br />
<span style="color: #660000; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> Was walking it.</span><br />
<span style="color: #660000; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Yes. You read that right, Miss. Sara was walking the d-o-g. I just stared, shocked into silence.</span><br />
<span style="color: #660000; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> Seriously, my eyes were bugged out, my mouth was dropped open, I was totally still.</span><br />
<span style="color: #660000; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Then, she petted it. She actually petted the d-o-g.</span><br />
<span style="color: #660000; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">I think she even, gulp, likes the d-o-g.</span><br />
<span style="color: #660000; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">-Clark the flabbergasted Cat</span><br />
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