Seasons.

Hey peeps, I must ask, what season is it right now? It's supposed to be winter, but just yesterday we had warm springy weather, today wintery cold with an icy wind.  I did not give the seasons permission to change. Who can I talk to?
-Clark the Cat

Februrary Contest!

Hey peeps, I know it's a little late, but I had a great idea for the February contest. The human servants have to submit a picture, poem, or video about how much they love their masters. They should have an unending source of material to write about, considering how hard we work, not to mention just how plain awesome we are!
Happy early Valentine's Day!
-Clark the lovable Cat
P.S. To human servants, we like fish and Cat treats instead of chocolate as Valentine's day presents.

The winner............................

Hello peeps, I'm finally posting the winner of the  Janurary contest. And the winner is...... (drumroll).......

Waylon and his human slave Jasmin! Congratulations!   Here's the hilarious/strange video:

-Clark the Cat

P.S. I feel bad for that gummi bear.



    

Get a clue!

Hey Peeps-
Have I ever told you how hard the life of a Cat is? Sleep, eat,  sleep, eat, go outside, irritate humans, be adorable, sleep more, eat more. I mean, sometimes I even have to wait to go outside.
         So I decided to subtly tell my human slaves that they take too long. I mean, if I'm sitting in front of the door, looking at it, then I expect it to be opened promptly. I mean come on! I need what I need when I need it! Get with the program peeps!
            Another thing, is whenever someone is in the kitchen, I will walk in, quite charmingly (if I do say so of myself), and I sometimes don't get any extra food! Seriously people!!!
       So, to certain clueless humans, this is for you. (You know who you are.)
-Clark the Cat

Think before you comment.

Hi peeps. I have an important message to deliver. I recently got 7 entries in my January contest, all submitted from the same person under different names. Names of my followers and other people who comment frequently. This was rude and just plain mean. I'm sorry for those of you who saw your name in the comments. I have deleted all 7 of them, with hopes that this never happens again. I personally know the person, and this is going out to them as well as others. So please, next time you're bored and have nothing to do, don't just type the names of  people you don't even know, it's disrespectful to them and me.
-Clark

Janurary Contest.

Hey peeps, I  thought of a contest for this month. You find a funny video, and leave the URL in the comments. Genius! Yes, I know I am. I'll announce the winner on the 31st.
Clark the genius Cat

Invasion!

Hello peeps, followers, Cats, d-o-g-s, and human servants. I have some chilling news. Just yesterday morning, when I went outside to guard my territory, I saw it. "It" was a coyote. A big grayish-brownish coyote. Sniffing around in the yard across from mine. (The yard which just so happens to be mine also, as I own the whole street.) I made the smart move, and banged into the door. Miss. Sara opened it,and I flew inside, not because I was scared or anything, just to plot my revenge against this territory invasion. In the end, Mrs. Lucinda chased it off. (She also screamed at it a little.)  I'm still thinking about it.  Evil coyote!  Grrrrrrr..........     
           In totally unrelated news, most of you probably noticed the new link to my youtube channel. Currently, there's only one video of me. Titled "Cat erupting from box." If for some reason the link doesn't work, here's the URL: www.youtube.com/MrClarkCat
-Clark the Cat