Last chance!

Hey peeps, as some of you  may remember, instead of doing a monthly contest, I'm answering your questions for the entire month of November. You have one more day to ask me any questions, any at all. So if you have anything you want to know, ask away!
-Clark the Supreme Cat
P.S. I hope that all of you peeps had a nice Thanksgiving holiday!!!!
P.P.S. =^0.0^=

Happy Thanksgiving!

Hiya peeps, I am going stir crazy with all the delicious smells of Thanksgiving food, soooooooooo goooooooodddddd.................... I can't wait until I can devour all the leftovers. Yummy! I wanted to say thanks for some stuff that I have, I actually made a list:

• Food
• Human slaves who wait on my hand and foot
• Food
• All my awesome peeps, you guys rock!
• Food
• My cuteness
• More food
• My house
• Even more food

Happy Thanksgiving!
-Clark the thankful Cat

Brrrrr..........

Hey peeps, sorry I haven't posted for a while, but it's been getting cold, to cold to go outside, cold enough to stay inside the house all the time. I have been going totally crazy. Not only are Miss Sara and Mr. Cyrus home for the rest of the week (Thanksgiving break) , but I  usually get some turkey around this time of year. Now between the anticipation for extra food, and being stuck inside I think I might go totally crazy. Sigh. What's a Cat to do?
-Clark the crazy/cold Cat
P.S. Is that an alliteration?

Wow.

My human slaves found it adorable, though I did not get it. But that's human slaves for you.

hm?

Instead of doing a contest, this month I'm answering your questions, Jasmin came up with one that I actually have a question about.  Here it is:
*.* @_@ -___________- ...?
Is it random faces? An abstract Cat? Crazy symbols? I'm totally perplexed by this one, though it's pretty cool. If you have any more questions, please ask me.
-Clark the perplexed Cat.
P.S. This is to Jasmin, so what is that?

So embarrassing!

The worst thing happened to me just a few minutes ago! I was just calmly scratching on my long scratching post, when Miss. Sara and some of her friends came over and started laughing. I put on the cutest possible show I could, scratching away as I opened my mouth adorably. All lovable and fierce. Then, Miss. Sara dumped a huge sheet of long brown paper on me. Then, my survival instincts kicked in, and I attacked the paper! Squirming my way out,  killing the paper.  Then I went outside, unable to meet the eyes of the irritating humans.
-Clark the unamused Cat.

To answer your question................

Hola peeps, I have exciting mews!  I had my first round of questions, from Waylon, here are the answers:
-Yes it is fun
-I am really a Cat
-Yes I know
-I kind of know Willie, mostly from his comments.
-Vaguely.
-No, when it's humid my fur does the opposite, and poofs up until I look 3 times my size.
To see his questions just look at the comments in my last post. If you have any questions, feel free to ask.
-Clark the legendary Cat
P.S. "Mews" is the the new word for "news".
P.P.S. =^o.o^=

This is mew....................

Yo peeps, I have some news. This morning I had the greatest idea ever!  Instead of a contest, this month I will take any questions you guys have for me! Just put them in the comments, and I will answer them! Isn't that a great idea? I will answer your questions from today until the 30th.
Clark the proud of himself Cat

ow.

This morning I came in and my human slaves were fussing over me, as usual, but this time within reason. I had hurt my leg a little and I'm all sore. Don't worry, I'm fine! :D My human slaves were worrying, so I just slept all day. Yawn. Silly humans. Now I must sleep more, being a Cat is tiring.
-Clark the regal Cat

It must be the cold...............

Hiya peeps, I know it's been a while, but I haven't been feeling too good, and it's getting a little colder so I've been trying to go outside and soak up the waning rays of warmth.
   In other news (or mews! :D) (Pun intended!!!!!!!!!!) the October contest is over and NOBODY ENTERED! GASP! Oh well, considering Miss. Sara photo shopped an embarrassing contest on me I guess I win by default! Yay.  Have the rest of you noticed that as it gets colder, the human slaves act stranger. Like wearing weird clothes and going door-to-door getting candy. I do not get it.  They also have other weird traditions. Sigh. It must be the weather.
Bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Clark the majestic Cat
P.S. Do you like the new  (mew!) word choice, majestic? I think it totally suits my regality and everything! Ooooo! I could have used regal, perhaps next time....