A Cat's life : Wow.

My human slaves found it adorable, though I did not get it. But that's human slaves for you.

Great Cat quotes

Cats are the Chuck Norrises of the animal world. -Me
After dark all cats are leopards.- Zuni proverb
Cats aren't arrogant or conceited. They're just comfortable with the fact they're a little better than people.-Ruth Buzzi
In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats. - English proverb
The ideal of calm exists in a sitting cat. - Jules Reynard
Achieving world domination, one nap at a time.- Elvis Cat
Food galore.- Funky the Cat
If at first you don't succeed, just purr and look cute.- Cat Food Breath
Time spent with Cats is never wasted.- Sigmund Freud
Life is hard. Soften yours with a cat. - Gorilla the Cat
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort. - James Herriot
I'm not fat. I'm fluffy.- Flo the Cat
Everything's better with Cats. -Cat Food Breath
I am a Cat. Therefore I am better than you. - Rufus Brutus III .
Cats are poetry in motion, dogs are gibberish in neutral.- Garfield
Better to feed 1 Cat than 100 mice.-Embroidered pillow
To a Cat, the world is just a giant scratching post.- Me.
At least when Cats spaz out they're mostly graceful. -Mrs. Lucinda
Of course Cats are smarter than d-o-gs, do I look like I fetch?-Rufus Brutus III
No one owns a Cat, humans merely borrow our time. - Meep (Cat Girl's Day off)
Cats are the world's geatest creatures. - Me, and every other Cat in the world
You can give a Cat a fish and he'll eat for a day, or you can teach a Cat to fish and he'll sit in his boat pouting all day because nobody gave him another fish.- I can haz cheezburger

A Cat's life