Sunday, October 23, 2011

The most horrifying thing.............

Today the most horrifying thing happened! Let me start from the beginning, it had just rained and it was nice quiet and clean outside. While I was enjoying this, Mr. Michael had brought another d-o-g  to play with our current d-o-g ! SCREAM! To make matters worse he let them out of the backyard to romp around and chase each other. Then, they ran to the front yard. Where I was! As soon as I saw them (and smelt them, they had a very strong odor) I bolted across the street and all but flew into a tree. It was a very traumatizing experience. Once they had both for sure I crept down and slunk back inside. Crazy d-o-gs. They're  lucky they didn't corner me.
-Clark the Cat.
P.S. The contest ends on Halloween, for more details check out some older post.

Thursday, October 20, 2011


Hi peeps. I have an important question: What do you do about a lousy human slave? A few hours ago I asked myself this and here's what I came up with:
A. Fire them.
B. Beg them to leave.
C. Be extra nice and not wake eveybody at 3 o'clock in the morning.
D. Ignore them.
                      Unfortunatley, my human slaves are so ridiculously stubborn that none of those work. (=^+.+^=) (That was my crazy frustrated face.) Trust me, I've tried. You guys are my most trusted advisors so what do you think I should do about my annoying human slave?
-Clark the Awesome Cat
P.S. That annoying human slave is Miss. Sara. But don't tell anybody!

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Great Cat quotes.

Hi peeps, it's me, Clark the Cat. Posting something of utter importance, great Cat quotes of all time. Here's a good one:

Isn't it awesome? This should inspire my human servants to give me more fish.
Good night,I think I'll go outside and enjoy the last few rays of sun.
-Clark the Cat

Saturday, October 15, 2011

Oh dear.

I was just surfing the web, then under CLARK SUPER CAT, I saw this in Miss. Sara's folder:
It's one of my worst fears, an embarrassing costume and a tweety voice. I hope this is just a innocent little Halloween prank, and not a plan for an actual........ COSTUME! shudder.
Good night peeps
- Clark the horrified Cat.
P.S. I totally forgot, this months contest is going to be over on HALLOWEEN, MWAHAHHAH!

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

A very important matter.

Greeting peeps, it's Clark. I'm yrros about not posting, but I have a very important matter to discuss today.  The quality of human slaves. Just a few hours ago, it took at least three minlultes for them to let me outside. THREE MINUTES!  That is truly ridicolous.  That's the only flaw with humans, they have a little trouble listening. And SOME humans always pet me, and scratch behind my ears, and be very annoying. They do have there good points though.  Like how they're always telling me how awesome I am.
               Another very important matter is the October contest, which is geared towarded...... HALOWEEN! MWHAHHHAHAHAHHA! >:D. You know how human slaves dress up in goofy costumes and go around getting candy. Well, if you had to dress in a costume, what would you be?
I am going to sleep now. Yawn. zzzzzzzz I'm awake.
-Clark the awesome Cat.
P.S. For those of you who don't know, yrros is sorry spelled backward so it's less painful to say.
P.P.S. And by SOME human slaves I mean Miss. Sara.
P.P.P.S zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Title (I could not think of a good one.)

Hello Peeps. It is I, Clark, typing this post. Some of you may have noticed that I have posted a poll under the picture of me, and the link to the animal rescue site. It is titled; WHICH CAT FACE EMOTE DO YOU LIKE BEST?  The winner was the conteted Cat face. (=^-.-^=) Congratulations contented Cat face!  You won, yay.  Soooooooooooooooooooo.........  See ya peeps later!

Sunday, October 2, 2011


I, The Great Clarkdidni, have done it again. Yes peeps, I masterminded myself  out of yet another collar! That was my fourth collar. This is a new record for me! Fastest time to lose a collar. I am awesome.
-Clark the un-collared Cat