Another example of human stupidity is one thing that happened the other day; I was just sitting in my chair and gifting the world with my brilliance when one of my humans started to brush me. I'm serious, they actually brushed me! I give myself tongue baths multiple times a day, plus, I take dust baths whenever possible. So do I need to be brushed? NO!!
Believe it or not though, this only one of many examples of clueless and pointless human behavior.
-Clark the wiser-than-any-human Cat