Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Happy late Holidays!

Hey peeps, how were your holidays? Mine were great, all my humans were home so I got extra attention. Plus they gave me some of my favorite things for Christmas. Cat treats, one whole bag. Catnip flavor. AND 3 cans of special Cat food. My favorite kind. (Meow mix)  I love the holidays. No contest this month, sorry! I  was too busy eating my new food to think of one. Yum. I still have two cans left.  I finally found these embarrassing pictures of the d-o-g, unfortunately, just after the holidays.  Happy late holidays!

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Hello agagin.

Hola peeps, I am so yrros about not posting for a while, but NOTHING is going on, just my human slaves being oddly not weird. Well, until a few days ago. It all started when I was surfing the web for the latest celebrity Cat mews. ( I was really bored okay!) When I found this lovely picture of the d-o-g  wearing a Santa hat. So humiliating! I can't wait to show all of my Cat friends. Unfortunately, I can't find the picture, :(. Sad Cat. Speaking of the holidays, my human slaves just got a Christmas tree! They do this every year, and to us Cats, it is fascinating. Bright colors, dangly toys, fun, easily shredded paper, conveniently located water, and a tall tree, perfect for climbing. Yes, the holidays are a Cat's favorite time! Yawn. I must go to sleep, I've been busy all day bothering the d-o-g.
-Clark the jolly Cat
P.S. For those ofyou who are new to my blog, "yrros" is sorry spelled backward so it's easier to say.

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Last chance!

Hey peeps, as some of you  may remember, instead of doing a monthly contest, I'm answering your questions for the entire month of November. You have one more day to ask me any questions, any at all. So if you have anything you want to know, ask away!
-Clark the Supreme Cat
P.S. I hope that all of you peeps had a nice Thanksgiving holiday!!!!
P.P.S. =^0.0^=

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Happy Thanksgiving!

Hiya peeps, I am going stir crazy with all the delicious smells of Thanksgiving food, soooooooooo goooooooodddddd.................... I can't wait until I can devour all the leftovers. Yummy! I wanted to say thanks for some stuff that I have, I actually made a list:
  • Food
  • Human slaves who wait on my hand and foot
  • Food
  • All my awesome peeps, you guys rock!
  • Food
  • My cuteness
  • More food
  • My house
  • Even more food
Happy Thanksgiving!
-Clark the thankful Cat

Wednesday, November 23, 2011


Hey peeps, sorry I haven't posted for a while, but it's been getting cold, to cold to go outside, cold enough to stay inside the house all the time. I have been going totally crazy. Not only are Miss Sara and Mr. Cyrus home for the rest of the week (Thanksgiving break) , but I  usually get some turkey around this time of year. Now between the anticipation for extra food, and being stuck inside I think I might go totally crazy. Sigh. What's a Cat to do?
-Clark the crazy/cold Cat
P.S. Is that an alliteration?

Friday, November 18, 2011


My human slaves found it adorable, though I did not get it. But that's human slaves for you.

Monday, November 14, 2011


Instead of doing a contest, this month I'm answering your questions, Jasmin came up with one that I actually have a question about.  Here it is:
*.* @_@ -___________- ...?
Is it random faces? An abstract Cat? Crazy symbols? I'm totally perplexed by this one, though it's pretty cool. If you have any more questions, please ask me.
-Clark the perplexed Cat.
P.S. This is to Jasmin, so what is that?

Sunday, November 13, 2011

So embarrassing!

The worst thing happened to me just a few minutes ago! I was just calmly scratching on my long scratching post, when Miss. Sara and some of her friends came over and started laughing. I put on the cutest possible show I could, scratching away as I opened my mouth adorably. All lovable and fierce. Then, Miss. Sara dumped a huge sheet of long brown paper on me. Then, my survival instincts kicked in, and I attacked the paper! Squirming my way out,  killing the paper.  Then I went outside, unable to meet the eyes of the irritating humans.
-Clark the unamused Cat.

Monday, November 7, 2011

To answer your question................

Hola peeps, I have exciting mews!  I had my first round of questions, from Waylon, here are the answers:
-Yes it is fun
-I am really a Cat
-Yes I know
-I kind of know Willie, mostly from his comments.
-No, when it's humid my fur does the opposite, and poofs up until I look 3 times my size.
To see his questions just look at the comments in my last post. If you have any questions, feel free to ask.
-Clark the legendary Cat
P.S. "Mews" is the the new word for "news".
P.P.S. =^o.o^=

Sunday, November 6, 2011

This is mew....................

Yo peeps, I have some news. This morning I had the greatest idea ever!  Instead of a contest, this month I will take any questions you guys have for me! Just put them in the comments, and I will answer them! Isn't that a great idea? I will answer your questions from today until the 30th.
Clark the proud of himself Cat

Friday, November 4, 2011


This morning I came in and my human slaves were fussing over me, as usual, but this time within reason. I had hurt my leg a little and I'm all sore. Don't worry, I'm fine! :D My human slaves were worrying, so I just slept all day. Yawn. Silly humans. Now I must sleep more, being a Cat is tiring.
-Clark the regal Cat

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

It must be the cold...............

Hiya peeps, I know it's been a while, but I haven't been feeling too good, and it's getting a little colder so I've been trying to go outside and soak up the waning rays of warmth.
   In other news (or mews! :D) (Pun intended!!!!!!!!!!) the October contest is over and NOBODY ENTERED! GASP! Oh well, considering Miss. Sara photo shopped an embarrassing contest on me I guess I win by default! Yay.  Have the rest of you noticed that as it gets colder, the human slaves act stranger. Like wearing weird clothes and going door-to-door getting candy. I do not get it.  They also have other weird traditions. Sigh. It must be the weather.

-Clark the majestic Cat
P.S. Do you like the new  (mew!) word choice, majestic? I think it totally suits my regality and everything! Ooooo! I could have used regal, perhaps next time....

Sunday, October 23, 2011

The most horrifying thing.............

Today the most horrifying thing happened! Let me start from the beginning, it had just rained and it was nice quiet and clean outside. While I was enjoying this, Mr. Michael had brought another d-o-g  to play with our current d-o-g ! SCREAM! To make matters worse he let them out of the backyard to romp around and chase each other. Then, they ran to the front yard. Where I was! As soon as I saw them (and smelt them, they had a very strong odor) I bolted across the street and all but flew into a tree. It was a very traumatizing experience. Once they had both for sure I crept down and slunk back inside. Crazy d-o-gs. They're  lucky they didn't corner me.
-Clark the Cat.
P.S. The contest ends on Halloween, for more details check out some older post.

Thursday, October 20, 2011


Hi peeps. I have an important question: What do you do about a lousy human slave? A few hours ago I asked myself this and here's what I came up with:
A. Fire them.
B. Beg them to leave.
C. Be extra nice and not wake eveybody at 3 o'clock in the morning.
D. Ignore them.
                      Unfortunatley, my human slaves are so ridiculously stubborn that none of those work. (=^+.+^=) (That was my crazy frustrated face.) Trust me, I've tried. You guys are my most trusted advisors so what do you think I should do about my annoying human slave?
-Clark the Awesome Cat
P.S. That annoying human slave is Miss. Sara. But don't tell anybody!

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Great Cat quotes.

Hi peeps, it's me, Clark the Cat. Posting something of utter importance, great Cat quotes of all time. Here's a good one:

Isn't it awesome? This should inspire my human servants to give me more fish.
Good night,I think I'll go outside and enjoy the last few rays of sun.
-Clark the Cat

Saturday, October 15, 2011

Oh dear.

I was just surfing the web, then under CLARK SUPER CAT, I saw this in Miss. Sara's folder:
It's one of my worst fears, an embarrassing costume and a tweety voice. I hope this is just a innocent little Halloween prank, and not a plan for an actual........ COSTUME! shudder.
Good night peeps
- Clark the horrified Cat.
P.S. I totally forgot, this months contest is going to be over on HALLOWEEN, MWAHAHHAH!

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

A very important matter.

Greeting peeps, it's Clark. I'm yrros about not posting, but I have a very important matter to discuss today.  The quality of human slaves. Just a few hours ago, it took at least three minlultes for them to let me outside. THREE MINUTES!  That is truly ridicolous.  That's the only flaw with humans, they have a little trouble listening. And SOME humans always pet me, and scratch behind my ears, and be very annoying. They do have there good points though.  Like how they're always telling me how awesome I am.
               Another very important matter is the October contest, which is geared towarded...... HALOWEEN! MWHAHHHAHAHAHHA! >:D. You know how human slaves dress up in goofy costumes and go around getting candy. Well, if you had to dress in a costume, what would you be?
I am going to sleep now. Yawn. zzzzzzzz I'm awake.
-Clark the awesome Cat.
P.S. For those of you who don't know, yrros is sorry spelled backward so it's less painful to say.
P.P.S. And by SOME human slaves I mean Miss. Sara.
P.P.P.S zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Title (I could not think of a good one.)

Hello Peeps. It is I, Clark, typing this post. Some of you may have noticed that I have posted a poll under the picture of me, and the link to the animal rescue site. It is titled; WHICH CAT FACE EMOTE DO YOU LIKE BEST?  The winner was the conteted Cat face. (=^-.-^=) Congratulations contented Cat face!  You won, yay.  Soooooooooooooooooooo.........  See ya peeps later!

Sunday, October 2, 2011


I, The Great Clarkdidni, have done it again. Yes peeps, I masterminded myself  out of yet another collar! That was my fourth collar. This is a new record for me! Fastest time to lose a collar. I am awesome.
-Clark the un-collared Cat

Friday, September 30, 2011


Hiya peeps, I have some great news! There's a way for me to see my stats on my blog, as in how many views my blog has had in all time. And we have just reached 1001! =^o.0^= !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Crazy right?  Anyways, I just wanted to say thanks to all my awesome peeps. You guys rule.
 All this excitement is making me tired. I think I'll go outside and possibly sleep.
- Clark the Cat -who- was- excited -but- is -now- tired -from -all- the-excitment- and-this-really-long-closing.

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Lazy days...................

Hiya peeps, how've you been? I am bored out of my beautiful skull. Nothing has been going on. NOTHING. Very bored Cat. My to-do list reads sleep and eat. Or vice versa. I've just been soaking up the last few days of summer, laying down and sleeping outside in the sun. Actually it's not to bad if your a Cat!
Yawn. MUst go sleep more. Bye peeps! =^-.-^=
-Clark the contented/kind of bored cat.
P.S. Thanks to Waylon and his human slave Jazz for the new contented cat face! You guys rule!

Saturday, September 24, 2011


Hi peeps, sigh. I am not happy, my human slaves got me a new collar, engraved with the words,                                                                                                                                               I
It's not even red! It's green!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was all like what???????????????????!!!!!!!!! Luckily I look good in any color, even neon green.
                 Have any of the rest of you noticed that the quality of human slaves are going down? Just yesterday, I was standing waiting for one of my human slaves to let me out, but nobody did! AND  a few days ago, I just happened to be in the kitchen when my human slaves were. I gave them a very subtle hint that I was hungry, but they just said "You already have food Cat." Sigh. Human slaves are so weird.
      Bye- OH! I almost forgot, Waylon you have won the contest! Again.
- Clark the handsome Cat.

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

I'm back!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry if it's been a while peeps, but it's been pretty slow. Luckily something has actually happened. Several somethings actually.

Something #1: The d-o-g and I were having a stare down (not unusual), and then he got excited and reared up, tearing the window screen! In practically 1 second! Mr. Michael wasn't happy about having to buy a new screen.

Something #2: I got special cat food yesterday AND kitty treats today! Can you say "happy Cat”? :D

Something #3: Mr. Cyrus asked about a problem on his math homework, and me, being the intelligent being I am, answered "meow" which is the answer to answer to everything. Mr. Cyrus then said “Ah! Thanks Clark, negative meow"!

Something #4: It took my human slave at least 3 minutes to let me out! 3 minutes!

Something #5: hugdhlkhdrgoituclaek ghdjhf22456789766845435. And that was just..... Something.


-Clark the supremely intelligent, gorgeous and modest Cat.

P.S. The previously mentioned contest ends Friday!

Tuesday, September 6, 2011


Hey peeps, I'm back! I'm totally yrros though, I made a mistake, what I said was the contest in my last post is wrong, what you actually have to do is write the nicest comment about me! The winner gets glory! OK yeah, see ya peeps later!
-Clark the handsome cat.
P.S. Yrros is sorry spelled backward.
P.P.S. Glory isn't all of it, I'll send you a smile! (in the form of a cat face. =^o.0^=)

Saturday, September 3, 2011


Yay! More human slaves, again! This time they're back! Soooooooo happy! Except for the fact that they like to pick me up and pet my belly. Sigh. 
                                                   Anyways,  I had an awesome idea for a September contest, this one is for you human servants, you have to describe your companion animals, like for me Miss. Sara would say, Clark the handsome cat. Good luck!
- Clark the awesome and handsome cat!

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Clumsy human servants!

 My human servants are sooooooo clumsy! Just yesterday, I was outside with Mr. Cyrus, and I mistook his leg for a humongous bunny. So I crept up and with stealth and skill I pounced, the second after I made contact with the leg/bunny, he gave a yelp and shot his leg on the air.  I landed  a short distance away. Don't worry, being a creature of precision and lightening reflexes I (of course,) landed gracefully on my feet.  But now Mr. Cyrus is fired. Yawn. Wait. I think I see another bunny! A humongous bunny! Or is that a leg?
See ya peeps later,
-Clark the stealthy Cat!
P.S. How did all this get in pink?

Tuesday, August 30, 2011


Sometimes my human slaves are gross. Just today, they put a d-o-g hair in front of me. I was all like, =O.0= (which is my weirded out face.) I mean seriously?! D-o-g hair in front of moi. Why? Because they are weird. So anyways I lifted my head up and carefully stepped around the disgusting object in question going outside to clear my nostrils from the d-o-g smell. No offense d-o-gs, you guys do have a redeeming qualities. Like how friendly you are, unfortunately us Cats and you d-o-gs have been enemies since the beginning of time (and longer) Sigh, must go sleep now.
- Clark the Cat.

Saturday, August 27, 2011

A very important post.

Hi peeps, I'm back again. Sorry if I haven't posted in a while, it's been pretty slow for the past few days. My human slaves haven't been doing much. Miss. Sara and Mr. Cyrus are going somewhere, then coming back a few hours later with lots of paper that they write on, it's called homework.  So I haven't been adored as much as I usually am. So it brought an issue to my attention that all you human slaves out there need to pay more attention to us. All us companion animals! We want more treats!  I mean attention. Yes attention! (Though some treats would be nice. Cough cough.) (Yes Cats can cough! ) Anyways, I think that about wraps it up!
  See ya!
- Clark the cat.
P.S. Did anyone get my hint about treats?
P.P.S. Anyone?
P.P.P.S. Hellooooo?
P.P.P.P.S. Fine. =^.^=
P.P.P.P.P.S Thanks for the new and improved cat face emote Waylon!

Monday, August 22, 2011

More human slaves!

Hello peeps! I am in a great mood! Because... no I did not get any cat food! Or kitty treats. No I got more human slaves! Miss. Sara's friends came over, and petted me and told me that I was a muscular and masculine cat! Oh yes, very happy cat! Sadly they were only here for one day, and left yesterday.
             But today Miss. Sara gave me special cat food before she left for the whole day, going on a giant smelly yellow .... car thingy only really big, and coming back several hours later! Peace, quiet and cat food!
-Clark the amazing, happy, muscular, and masculine cat.

Thursday, August 18, 2011


Hi peeps, depressed sigh. What's wrong? Well I lost my collar ((again) and got to go a whole day without wearing it! I'm sure I looked awesome without it, ruffled, rugged and hansome, of course Miss. Sara got me a new collar, red with silver reflective paw prints, as always. Though, only one collar tag! So now I can move steathily without detection! >:D MWHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHHAH! Another goood thing is that red is totally my color, and I look great. 
         See you peeps later!
-Clark the incredibly handsome cat! ^0-0^

Monday, August 15, 2011

Another video.

My human servants were laughing at another video. I watched it and found nothing funny about it, it's just disgraceful to all of Catkind!
P.S. If it's not working just click the URL.

Saturday, August 13, 2011

A video.

My humans were laughing at this video earlier, so why they were gone I logged on and checked it out. What did you peeps think of it?
P.S. If it's not working just use the URL above it.

Friday, August 12, 2011


Hiya Peeps. I'm back again! My human slaves are behaving very strangely today. Mostly Miss. Sara. Today she told me to "sit" and "stay" what she was trying to do I  have no idea, but she bribed me with kitty treats, and no matter what I did she gave me kitty treats anyway. So whatever. But this morning! Sara was still still in bed and I might have been out of food. One of my human slaves always has to come with me in case it was empty so they could fill it up.     I know a perfectly logical way, but my humans didn't think so, they get kind of mad whenever I make them come to my food dish and I do have food, so I meowed loudly for several minutes before Miss. Sara got up and came with me. This time I did have food, and she stomped off to bed. She didn't stay asleep long though, and came back soon. So bizarre!
               But that's not the end of it!  I like to go back in forth from indoors to outdoors every few minutes, so Miss. Sara had to open my door then close it every few minutes, I don't see what's SO bad about that but Miss. Sara must have gotten sick with it so she opened the door a little and walked away. I pulled it open with my paw and decided to stay inside a while.
-Clark the clever Cat

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

The results.....

 Hey peeps, do you remember the contest that I posted, well we have a winner!
                                                                                     Super Cat Waylon!
Who found my glasses wearing cat, ^0-0^, on the older post Oopsy. Congratulations Waylon!
That's pretty much it.
-Clark the wonderful cat

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Another contest!

Yes peeps, you heard me right! I am hosting another monthly blog contest! Yay!  Sooooo, what do you have to do to win? What's the prize? The answers to the questions are.... I have no idea. I just thought it would be cool to have another contest!
                                ............ I got it! It'll be a scavenger hunt! I'll hide a really big smiley face somewhere on my blog! If you find it tell me exactly where you found it in the comments section with your first name or a nickname or whatever. The prize? Um.... The glory of winning!  Here's what the smiley face will look like: ^0-0^ (only much bigger) It's actually a cat's head that's wearing glasses! Though we don't even need glasses because our eyesight is far superior to humans! MWAHAHAHAHAH!
-Clark the incredibly clever Cat
P.S. My human slave/servants are annoying.

Tuesday, August 2, 2011


My human slaves are very strange. Very very very very very strange! Do you know what they do? Every day they feed the little creature I've been watching. They think that it's sooooooooooooo  cute that it moves its tail. Errrrrrrgg! I move my tail all the time! But is it cute? Nooooooooo!Human slaves are fickle, just last week there telling me how cute I am, then there going on about it! I think I might fire the whole lot of them!  Though then I would be have to be all alone- No I'm not jealous! The thought is foolish!
-Clark the jealous cat
P.S. How did that jealous get into my closing? I was gonna write awesome! Sigh.

Saturday, July 30, 2011


You'll never guess what happened. Just three days ago, my humans did it again. They got another companion animal. Not as big as the d-o-g but still it's another animal, invading my territory!!!! OK, it's more along the lines of prey instead of predator, but still! It's a gecko by the way. It sits in a cage in the middle of the table in our library. It hides most of the day, so it can be active at night, alot like a Cat. I will study this new creature carefully.
 -Clark the Cat

Thursday, July 28, 2011


It is very boring here. It's too hot outside, too boring inside, and all the prey is either underground or up in trees. My human slaves/servants (I decided that they should be both) are no help at all. I think I may just sleep today.
-Clark the-bored-out-of-his-skull Cat
P.S. It's so boring that I can't even write a P.S., because there is nothing to write about. (except how bored I am.)

Saturday, July 23, 2011

My ears!

Hello peeps, it's me Clark. My ears are hurting. (You could probably tell that from the title) I didn't into another fight or whatever, my ears are actually ringing from a horrible noise. That horrible noise is my human slave, Miss. Sara, playing her euphonium. What is a euphonium? A big instrutment that morphs music into loud sounds. I love music, I mean what kind of Cat dosn't? But Miss. Sara  plays sooooooooooooo louldly. That whenever she practices I have to go outside just to muffle it. Sigh.
See ya peeps later!
-Clark the musical cat.
P.S. If the Fatten the fishies thing on the bottom isn't coming up, Yrros!  I 've been working on it though.

Friday, July 22, 2011

Crazy human slaves!

My human slaves are INSANE! Or at least one of them is. My human slave Miss. Sara has declared today Sara day.  ?!!!!!!!!!???? I know right, I told her that she was weird, and she said "Happy Sara Day to you too Clark!" After that I went outside. My human slaves are officially crazy. I would fire Miss. Sara, but no matter how many times I tell her,  she doesn't leave! Grrrrrrrrrrr........  She also says the word grrrrrrrrrrrr alot, it's one of her favorite words along with "I love you Clark!"  She may be a total weirdo but at least she knows I'm awesome.
-Clark the cat.

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Happy Cat.

This morning I was a happy Cat. I got to lay outside in a nice shady spot that doubled as a dust bath and sleep until someone came out to pet me and tell me how lovely I am. I already knew that, but it's always nice to hear.
      To bad it's all ending. Every week or so these random guys come and trim all the grass with noisy smelly machines. Grrrrrrr....  Trimming all of my delicious grass.  The only bright spot is I stayed outside while they mowed, hidden by bushes in my shady spot. Nobody can see me! MWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!  Anyways I have to sleep more so see you peeps later.
 - Clark the happy/unhappy cat.
P.S. I am /unhappy because the mower guys are preventing sleep.
P.P.S. Why cut the grass in the first place? If it was long I could have more of it to eat and I could hunt in it, totally unseen. It'd be awesome.
P.P.P.S. I blame Miss. Sara.

Friday, July 15, 2011

And the winner is....

And the winner is....
Human slave, Jasmin and ''her'' cat Waylon said...
Ugh! My human slave, Jasmin, has been recently acting like a drunk maniac. She blames it on the sun... One day, she suddenly sat on me. then she made that absurd dog sit on me as well. >:( After that fight against me and the dog, Jasmin brought me outside. WELL, it turns out that the sun WASn'T the reason for my slave's drunkness. It was really the heat. It was unbearable!! Finally(after 2 hours) when i went inside, I ended up being drunk...!!!! So much for summer....
-the drunkard, Waylon

Congratulations!  Here's how Waylon responded:
THE ALMIGHTY WAYLON!!!!!! haha said...
My deepest apologies. My slave was the one who typed my comment(cats have no opposable thumbs) she clearly messed up!! alas, I ended up typing this(it took FOREVER) i just wanted to say that she forgot to put "the almighty Waylon". SHe put drunkard instead >>>>>>>>>>>>:(
Thanks Waylon, and about the typing thing,  you get used to it all it takes is practice LOTS of practice.
Good night peeps!
-Clark the host!
P.S. I'm a host because I hosting this.
P.P.S. Yrros about posting late, I slept through the day and after that I was hungry, then I went outside...

Last chance!

Hey peeps it's the last day of the contest so if you want to enter, enter!
-Clark the suspenful Cat
P.S. I'm suspensuful because I have you all waiting in suspense! :P

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Cat Philosophy.

Hiya peeps, adoring fans, Cats, d-o-g-s, human slaves, prey, and food. I'm bored so I'm going to post. After I eat. Or maybe I'll post first then eat. Eat then post? Food! Computer monitor! Which one? To eat or to eat later? That is the question. I guess I'll just post now. Then I'll get food.... Or I could get more food and take it out here then eat it... or I could - Aaaahhhhhh! Sigh. Cats are very philosophical. If you're a philosopher you need to house a Cat. Because nobody owns a Cat. Cats own people. That's a really good quote! Let it be known that I, Clark the Awesome Super Cat, said that! 
                                            All this typing and thinking is making me tired. So what do you think? How do like Cat philosophy? =D
I'm gonna go outside, or should I stay inside? Sigh. The burden of having such a brilliant and philosophical mind. Well, whatever I do see ya peeps later.
-Clark the wonderful
P.S. For those of you who don't know yrros is sorry spelled backward so it's less painful to say.
P.P.S. Today's the last day to enter my contest . (See A contest in my older post.)

Sunday, July 10, 2011


Hi peeps it's Clark here. Sorry I haven't posted for a while, but I haven't been feeling to good. I got into a cat fight a few nights ago and I got a few scratches. Nothing serious, just a few nicks but my human slaves are making a big deal about it. "I'm worried about Clark", "What did you get into kitty?", " Poor Clark!"! One of them gave me kitty treats though so that dimmed the annoying factor a little.  Annoying human slaves!!!!!!!  I know that your all worried about me, but I'm almost 2ft long and 13.9 lbs of lean mean kitty.
          Speaking (or typing) of annoying you'll never guess what the d-o-g  did! (For those of you who don't know we got a d-o-g shortly after Christmas. 3 words, MY WORST NIGHTMARE!) He was outside and I was inside. I was just sitting at my window supervising my human slaves as they played with the d-o-g (they're SO weird why would they want to play with him in the first place?) when the d-o-g came up to my window and wagged his tail. This d-o-g is huge so he's capable of a very loud bark. So of course, he barked. I hissed and backed away slowly. The dog didn't even feel a little hostile, he was just playing, but still, very strange!
Yawn. I am tired. I will go outside and sleep in the sun outside.
See ya peeps later!
-Clark the ferocious cat.
P.S. Ferocious is my new word, you like?

Friday, July 8, 2011

Young Sand Cat!

That is a sand cat, it lives in the United Arab Emirates. My human slaves though it was adorable. It was Bing's picture of the day yesterday. I'll admit the cat is striking. Meow.....  But still my human slaves said it was adorable! They can only call ME adorable! Not that I care, though admittedly the cat is pretty cute........
-Clark the jealous cat
(I am not jealous!)

Thursday, July 7, 2011

A contest!

Hey peeps it's Clark again! I just had a great idea! This is for all the animals out there! How many of you have some kind of goofy story about your ridiculous human slave? If you have one you want to share, post it in the comments section and if I like it I'll post it! Please make it from your point of view and about your human slave! I'll post the runner-up too. Leave your human slaves first name and yours.
-Clark the genius Cat!
P.S. Any animals can write a story, not just Cats.
P.P.S. A ll entries need to be turned in by Friday the 15th.

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Happy belated 4th of July!

Hey peeps,  it's Clark here,  A couple of days ago, a few of my peeps went away for a few hours and when they came back they were complaing about horrible traffic, but beautiful "fireworks". I did not know what a "firework" was, except part of a song that Miss. Sara sang badly.  Very badly. Shiver. So awful..  Anyways, the next day all mu human slaves were telling each other " happy 4th of July!" I had no idea what a "4th of july'" was. But I found out, it's a celebration that all human slaves ccelebrate with noisy booms and colorful lights.They're celebrating something else too, but I haven't figured that out yet. But, I just figured all this out yesyerday night, and I was outside again all night (Cats love being outside at nighr) so I just got to post again today! So happy 4th of July! (noisy boom)  (pretty lights)
-Clark the Cat
P.S. I'm gonna go get food now.  ^-^
P.P.S. That's the top of a cat's head.

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

A guide to making Cats happy Part 2!

Hi peeps, I'm continuing my guide because another issue came up.This time, obedience.
Human slaves, this is for you.
How many Cats need food, wanted to go outside or sit where your slave is sitting? We've all been there. Our human slaves are too busy. Finishing an "important" project on the computer, eating their dinner, or sleeping.  That all pales in comparison to how important our needs are. So I am writing an guide on what human slaves should do.
Step 1. When your Cat master meows answer it. Refill the food dish or give us the food we really need. (See Part 1.) Or let us outside. It's that simple.
    That was it. Really that was it. See how easy it was? Now try it!
- Clark the smug cat

Monday, July 4, 2011

A guide to making Cats happy! Part 1.

Hello peeps. It is Clark the amazing, wonderful, purrfect, beautiful, not spoiled and modest cat. Today my human slaves went grocery shopping. And guess what? They didn't buy me any Temptations Cat treats!!!!!! So I decided to make a guide so any human slaves will know how to shop from now on.
Step 1. Go into the "pets" (though I would prefer something else that's what it's called) aisle. Than find the treats canned, dry, or both. And put it in your cart. Than proceed to step 2.
Step 2. Following step 1 go into the dairy aisle. Find a carton of milk or cream and put it in your cart.
Step 3. After completing step 2. go in the meat or seafood aisle. Any kind of meat is OK. For seafood get fish! Lots and lots of fish. Cans are convenient. Though fish that you cook is OK as long as it's raw. (If you cook it it ruins the flavor.)
Step 4. Proceed to check out.
Step 5. Feed the Cat!
I hope this helped. All human slaves present, remember this!
Mew. I will sleep now.
-Clark the satisfied cat.
P.S. I am satisfied because justice is served.
P.P.S. Along with fish, milk and other Cat delicacies!

Saturday, July 2, 2011


Hi peeps . I'm sleepy. And bored, any suggestions on something a Cat can do besides sleep and eat?  If so help me out. Now I envy those feral cats in the  Warrior series by Erin Hunter (If you've never read them you should they're not half bad.) Miss. Sara has the whole first series and while she's at school or at camp or whatever I read them (Or I just sit on them, which counts as reading.)  the Cats get to hunt and be totally free. Sigh.....
        Though life for feral cats isn't totally good. They can get sick and live a shorter life span, people might hurt them when they find them in there yard.So I guess I  like being a cat that has a permanent home more. Well that was something to do that I just did. Thank you for giving me something to do. Now I am no longer bored. I am tired. I am going to go outside and sleep now. Meow.
-Clark the lazy cat. ^-^ (That's the top of a cat's head.)
P.S. If  you go to the bottom of the page you'll see a new feature I hope you like it! To feed them just click.

Friday, July 1, 2011


Hello peeps, insignificant human slaves, Cats, and other animals. I am in a good mood. =D I even rubbed up against Miss. Sara (I was actually trying to get her to move so I could get more food. )Now she's sitting next to me as I type telling me how awesome I am. My morning is looking really good.
      To make it better I had an idea, for those of you who can't comment if you look below the post comment button there's a 'comment as' button. Instead of commenting with your account, do the name/URL you don't have to have a URL either. This is much easier! :)
Must sleep now I was outside all night
-Clark the happy cat.

Thursday, June 30, 2011


Hey peeps, I heard that some of you still can't comment. I've changed the settings so it may work now. If you couldn't comment and you (which everybody probably would) still  want to then give it another shot. Meww. ^_^ (That's the top of a Cat's head.)
- Clark the angry cat (not at you at the comments thingy)
P.S. Yrros!
P.P.S. For those of you who don't know, yrros is sorry backward so it's less painful to say.

Tuesday, June 28, 2011


I know that I just posted a few minutes ago, but I have to post again. Miss. Sara just gave me special cat food it was delightful wet and juicy, fish scent rolling off it. I'm leaving the leftovers out so I can eat them tonight. If you leave the food out long enough everything smells like fish. It's heaven in my kitchen. Unfortunately somebody usually puts my spare food in the fridge or they throw it away because "It smells awful kitty!" Human slaves can be very dim sometimes.

Mrs. Lucinda and Miss. Sara did something else that is not 1/2 bad. They entered me in a photo contest I will win of course the picture is gorgeous and it's of me, so yeah. Any other companion animals that want to enter? Check out the animal rescue site: It's actually a pretty cool site for something designed by humans. To enter the contest click on the mascot of the day. I need some competition!


Ha Ha Ha! This is SO not funny!
Okay, it all started when I went outside and was just sitting out there and enjoying my alone time when Miss. Sara came outside. She sat down next to me and started singing Katy Perry's Firework . This made me want to cover my ears but I couldn't because I was all comfy so I just looked away. Then I saw it. A bug. I think it was a mosquito eater. Anyways I got down on my haunches and creeped toward it. Success! As soon as I swallowed it, I realized something....... It was still alive! Gagging (Cats can gag I assure you) I  propelled the stupid little critter out of my mouth. I even stuck my tongue out. As it flew away I hissed angrily at its retreating wings. 
        I blame Miss. Sara.
- Clark the humiliated/angry cat >:(

Monday, June 27, 2011

Yrros! (That's sorry spelled backward)

Hi peeps, I've yrros for the little blurb. For those of you who tried to comment and it was never posted, one of the settings got messed up. Feel free to say how awesome I am now that It's fixed.


I went and looked at my stats and there was this thing where you could see one where you could see how many views you're got in the USA, and mine had 116! Of course, some some of those might be me following my blog, but still!
              The thing that really blew my mind was that I had 1 view from Germany! Clark's going global! Wait til' I tell Mr. Cyrus!  He's a science/history/geography nut so he sprouts out facts like an overfilled plate of milk. Yum! The milk not the facts!
   I have to go now, all this excitement is making me hungry. I think I'll get Miss. Sara to give me treats...............
-Clark the hungry cat.

Sunday, June 26, 2011

A thank you..............

Yes, I am actually saying it, thank you! Usually I only do that when someone gives me kitty treats or special kitty food. But the people who are now my followers! AHHHHHHH! I knew it was only a matter of time though. :D
-Clark the wonder cat.  Meow.........


Last night while I was killing pipe cleaners I accidentally nicked Miss. Sara. Oopsy? I'm not posting this to apologize though because that would be admitting that I made a mistake and I would ruin the cat image, so um, sara, I'm y-r-r-os, I'm yrros. See you peeps later.
-Clark the amazing cat! :)
P.S. Just so you know yrros is sorry spelled backward, this way it's less painful to say.
P.P.S I know, I'm such a genius!
P.P.S This is for the August monthly contest ^0-0^ 

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Cat attack!

So much has happened! Some good some bad. The bad while one of my slaves was sitting in a chair and listening to her weird music thingy that sound blasts out of (she calls it an i-pod, weird right?) it fell and nearly whacked me in my beautiful face. Don't worry I am fine the slave in question has good reflexes and snapped it up just in time! :B
             The next bad thing was something that I have tried to keep quiet, but it's time to let the Cat out of the carrier. There is a d-o-g in my backyard. Yes, that's right he appeared shortly after Christmas. It was the scariest/most insulting thing that's ever happened to me. Scary because, well duh, he's a d-o-g and I'm a Cat. We've been enemies since forever. Insulting because, why would my peoples think that it's a good idea to bring a d-o-g into my home? I mean like I said before, we're natural enemies. So anyways, I was just sitting outside, soaking up the fading rays of sun. Then the d-o-g comes out and strains on the leash practically pulling Mr. Cyrus, (another one of my slaves) off his feet. I just stayed out of the way until they left.
         The good thing, (don't tell anybody, but I love pipe cleaners)  Mr. Cyrus and Miss. Sara gave me two new pipe cleaners, I ran around the house with my new victims, my tail kinked and my eyes wide I felt like a kitten again!
-Clark the awesome cat


Good morning human slaves. It is tiring being a Cat. I now that you were waiting in anticipation for my 2nd post after my fist successful one last night. I have  much to tell you. This morning my people irritated me. That is not unusual as they are very annoying, but Mrs. Lucinda, tried to brush me!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All I did was go outside, (which I usually do, I'm an outdoor cat.) And  I got into some grease or something, and it all got matted in the back of my fur. It hurts when she tries to get it out so I yelp and let out pitiful Mrowwwwwwws. It works with Sara, who is my all time fave person. She is a catten, no longer a kitten, but not a cat. She loves me unconditionally. She'll leap up to get my food, refill my water or do anything for me. So she's tolerable. I know that she loved me since that first day in the shelter, I was thirteen months old, and on my cage they had written something in a black smelly marker. I knew that when cats had that on their cage, the end was coming. I had to leave, so I purred and rubbed my head against the cage, which was hard because I was about as big as the cage. Soon people stopped the people that would eventually be mine. In an hour I was at my new home.

Friday, June 24, 2011

All about me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is a blog about an amazing, wonderful creature. That creature is me. I am a Cat of course. My life has been an series of awesome events. If you want to know about them you'll have to wait now because I am a Cat and I sleep 80%  of the day Yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnn.........  ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ  Tuna! YUMMY! more special cat food please. Be gone servant. Wha? I was sleep typing?! Maybe I should tell you about it later. So goo-  Treats? For me? Yes please heat up the milk. Ahhhhhhh.....................  That's better......................