Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Happy Holidays!

Hello there peeps! I'm quite preoccupied at the moment, I got some catnip toys and I've been the center of attention, rolling around in them and being adorable. Acting rather high really, but the servants just find it adorable. I question their logic too, but I am pretty adorable, you can't really blame them.
    But I took a break from being high on catnip to offer all of you a Merry Christmas. Or other holiday, really just Merry Holidays in general.
  Why do people always say "Merry Christmas" and "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Holidays"?
Humans are confusing.
Well, I should get back to being adorable and acting high now, have to keep the humans entertained.
-Clark the merry Cat

Monday, December 17, 2012

The CD is out!

Hello there peeps. In case you didn't know, I am the spokescat for a truly amazing alliance, The Fayetville Ska Alliance. Here's my original post, (Original Post).
  Their new CD is out! I have to admit, it's incredibly awesome. Catchy, creative, and a new twist on the old holiday tunes. And no, I was not payed to say that. It's all true.
  This is high praise coming from a Cat. We have impeccable taste in music, and, as a Cat, I approve of this CD, even recommend it. That enough should be a fantastic incentive to go and buy it.If you're still not convinced, (and I'm very confuzzled as to why)  it's for a good cause, 100 percent of CD sales will be donated directly to Spay Arkansas, which operates the NWA Spay and Neuter Clinic. Which benefits animals, which is a fantastic thing, and if you don't like animals, I don't like you.
    If you're still not convinced, take a look at this-

 That's right peeps, Number 1. So, that's a fantastic reason in itself.

Even if you don't celebrate Christmas,this CD makes a fantastic present for someone who does.
     If you still don't want to buy it, fine. But you're missing out.
You can buy it here- Amazon, CD Baby, iTunes,  and Google Play.
 What are you waiting for? Go get it!
-Clark the Musical Cat

Friday, December 7, 2012

Faux Cats

Hello Peeps. I was just chilling on my social media accounts, (which you should go follow me on. Go. Follow my awesomeness. Now.) and I began to notice that most "Cats" on the Internet, are actually people! I, of course, being an actual Cat, know that they're not Cats because of the way they talk. For example, in one of these "faux Cat" accounts, the phrase "I tolerate you" becomes- "I WuVVVVVVVVV U!!!!!!111!!!"
  Which, no self-respecting Cat would type like. And all Cats have self respect, because we're very aware of our amazingness. We're also very intelligent. Even the less intelligent Cats of the Internet know how to type correctly. It's insulting really, to be portrayed in such a demeaning and undignified manner. And do you humans really think we call you "Mommy"? Because I've noticed a growing trend of Cats typing things like- "I wuvvvvv my mommy so much she gives me fishhhhh".
   Some human servants can be so dim! While I am aware of you servants loving us, (It's not like I blame you, we're pretty awesome) we do not EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER call you "Mommy" or "Daddy" or any of those little names you believe we do.
     How would you like to have your whole species spread across the Internet, portrayed as imbeciles, writing with horrible grammar? Imagine it for a moment.
   Now do you know the horror? The ridicule? Do you understand how horribly insulting it is?
So stop. 
You hear me, stop.
Or else.

-Clark the Cat