Tuesday, August 30, 2011


Sometimes my human slaves are gross. Just today, they put a d-o-g hair in front of me. I was all like, =O.0= (which is my weirded out face.) I mean seriously?! D-o-g hair in front of moi. Why? Because they are weird. So anyways I lifted my head up and carefully stepped around the disgusting object in question going outside to clear my nostrils from the d-o-g smell. No offense d-o-gs, you guys do have a redeeming qualities. Like how friendly you are, unfortunately us Cats and you d-o-gs have been enemies since the beginning of time (and longer) Sigh, must go sleep now.
- Clark the Cat.

Saturday, August 27, 2011

A very important post.

Hi peeps, I'm back again. Sorry if I haven't posted in a while, it's been pretty slow for the past few days. My human slaves haven't been doing much. Miss. Sara and Mr. Cyrus are going somewhere, then coming back a few hours later with lots of paper that they write on, it's called homework.  So I haven't been adored as much as I usually am. So it brought an issue to my attention that all you human slaves out there need to pay more attention to us. All us companion animals! We want more treats!  I mean attention. Yes attention! (Though some treats would be nice. Cough cough.) (Yes Cats can cough! ) Anyways, I think that about wraps it up!
  See ya!
- Clark the cat.
P.S. Did anyone get my hint about treats?
P.P.S. Anyone?
P.P.P.S. Hellooooo?
P.P.P.P.S. Fine. =^.^=
P.P.P.P.P.S Thanks for the new and improved cat face emote Waylon!

Monday, August 22, 2011

More human slaves!

Hello peeps! I am in a great mood! Because... no I did not get any cat food! Or kitty treats. No I got more human slaves! Miss. Sara's friends came over, and petted me and told me that I was a muscular and masculine cat! Oh yes, very happy cat! Sadly they were only here for one day, and left yesterday.
             But today Miss. Sara gave me special cat food before she left for the whole day, going on a giant smelly yellow .... car thingy only really big, and coming back several hours later! Peace, quiet and cat food!
-Clark the amazing, happy, muscular, and masculine cat.

Thursday, August 18, 2011


Hi peeps, depressed sigh. What's wrong? Well I lost my collar ((again) and got to go a whole day without wearing it! I'm sure I looked awesome without it, ruffled, rugged and hansome, of course Miss. Sara got me a new collar, red with silver reflective paw prints, as always. Though, only one collar tag! So now I can move steathily without detection! >:D MWHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHHAH! Another goood thing is that red is totally my color, and I look great. 
         See you peeps later!
-Clark the incredibly handsome cat! ^0-0^

Monday, August 15, 2011

Another video.

My human servants were laughing at another video. I watched it and found nothing funny about it, it's just disgraceful to all of Catkind!
P.S. If it's not working just click the URL.

Saturday, August 13, 2011

A video.


My humans were laughing at this video earlier, so why they were gone I logged on and checked it out. What did you peeps think of it?
P.S. If it's not working just use the URL above it.

Friday, August 12, 2011


Hiya Peeps. I'm back again! My human slaves are behaving very strangely today. Mostly Miss. Sara. Today she told me to "sit" and "stay" what she was trying to do I  have no idea, but she bribed me with kitty treats, and no matter what I did she gave me kitty treats anyway. So whatever. But this morning! Sara was still still in bed and I might have been out of food. One of my human slaves always has to come with me in case it was empty so they could fill it up.     I know a perfectly logical way, but my humans didn't think so, they get kind of mad whenever I make them come to my food dish and I do have food, so I meowed loudly for several minutes before Miss. Sara got up and came with me. This time I did have food, and she stomped off to bed. She didn't stay asleep long though, and came back soon. So bizarre!
               But that's not the end of it!  I like to go back in forth from indoors to outdoors every few minutes, so Miss. Sara had to open my door then close it every few minutes, I don't see what's SO bad about that but Miss. Sara must have gotten sick with it so she opened the door a little and walked away. I pulled it open with my paw and decided to stay inside a while.
-Clark the clever Cat

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

The results.....

 Hey peeps, do you remember the contest that I posted, well we have a winner!
                                                                                     Super Cat Waylon!
Who found my glasses wearing cat, ^0-0^, on the older post Oopsy. Congratulations Waylon!
That's pretty much it.
-Clark the wonderful cat

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Another contest!

Yes peeps, you heard me right! I am hosting another monthly blog contest! Yay!  Sooooo, what do you have to do to win? What's the prize? The answers to the questions are.... I have no idea. I just thought it would be cool to have another contest!
                                ............ I got it! It'll be a scavenger hunt! I'll hide a really big smiley face somewhere on my blog! If you find it tell me exactly where you found it in the comments section with your first name or a nickname or whatever. The prize? Um.... The glory of winning!  Here's what the smiley face will look like: ^0-0^ (only much bigger) It's actually a cat's head that's wearing glasses! Though we don't even need glasses because our eyesight is far superior to humans! MWAHAHAHAHAH!
-Clark the incredibly clever Cat
P.S. My human slave/servants are annoying.

Tuesday, August 2, 2011


My human slaves are very strange. Very very very very very strange! Do you know what they do? Every day they feed the little creature I've been watching. They think that it's sooooooooooooo  cute that it moves its tail. Errrrrrrgg! I move my tail all the time! But is it cute? Nooooooooo!Human slaves are fickle, just last week there telling me how cute I am, then there going on about it! I think I might fire the whole lot of them!  Though then I would be have to be all alone- No I'm not jealous! The thought is foolish!
-Clark the jealous cat
P.S. How did that jealous get into my closing? I was gonna write awesome! Sigh.