I have been quite lazy in the upkeep of my social media. Do not fear loyal servants, I have not died. Yet.
Instead I have been lazy. No more or less than usual, I have just found my carpet to be incredibly comfortable. It's soft, woven from the hair of the fluffiest sheep that dot along the sides of glorious mountains in far-off countries.
Or not. But a Cat can dream, can he not?
My carpet is of a particular loveliness. It's soft, and there's miles upon miles of it. I can lay wherever I wish upon it and be perfectly comfortable. If you do not possess such a carpet and you are in a set of circumstances to get one, I would highly recommend it.