Friday, September 30, 2011


Hiya peeps, I have some great news! There's a way for me to see my stats on my blog, as in how many views my blog has had in all time. And we have just reached 1001! =^o.0^= !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Crazy right?  Anyways, I just wanted to say thanks to all my awesome peeps. You guys rule.
 All this excitement is making me tired. I think I'll go outside and possibly sleep.
- Clark the Cat -who- was- excited -but- is -now- tired -from -all- the-excitment- and-this-really-long-closing.

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Lazy days...................

Hiya peeps, how've you been? I am bored out of my beautiful skull. Nothing has been going on. NOTHING. Very bored Cat. My to-do list reads sleep and eat. Or vice versa. I've just been soaking up the last few days of summer, laying down and sleeping outside in the sun. Actually it's not to bad if your a Cat!
Yawn. MUst go sleep more. Bye peeps! =^-.-^=
-Clark the contented/kind of bored cat.
P.S. Thanks to Waylon and his human slave Jazz for the new contented cat face! You guys rule!

Saturday, September 24, 2011


Hi peeps, sigh. I am not happy, my human slaves got me a new collar, engraved with the words,                                                                                                                                               I
It's not even red! It's green!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was all like what???????????????????!!!!!!!!! Luckily I look good in any color, even neon green.
                 Have any of the rest of you noticed that the quality of human slaves are going down? Just yesterday, I was standing waiting for one of my human slaves to let me out, but nobody did! AND  a few days ago, I just happened to be in the kitchen when my human slaves were. I gave them a very subtle hint that I was hungry, but they just said "You already have food Cat." Sigh. Human slaves are so weird.
      Bye- OH! I almost forgot, Waylon you have won the contest! Again.
- Clark the handsome Cat.

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

I'm back!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry if it's been a while peeps, but it's been pretty slow. Luckily something has actually happened. Several somethings actually.

Something #1: The d-o-g and I were having a stare down (not unusual), and then he got excited and reared up, tearing the window screen! In practically 1 second! Mr. Michael wasn't happy about having to buy a new screen.

Something #2: I got special cat food yesterday AND kitty treats today! Can you say "happy Cat”? :D

Something #3: Mr. Cyrus asked about a problem on his math homework, and me, being the intelligent being I am, answered "meow" which is the answer to answer to everything. Mr. Cyrus then said “Ah! Thanks Clark, negative meow"!

Something #4: It took my human slave at least 3 minutes to let me out! 3 minutes!

Something #5: hugdhlkhdrgoituclaek ghdjhf22456789766845435. And that was just..... Something.


-Clark the supremely intelligent, gorgeous and modest Cat.

P.S. The previously mentioned contest ends Friday!

Tuesday, September 6, 2011


Hey peeps, I'm back! I'm totally yrros though, I made a mistake, what I said was the contest in my last post is wrong, what you actually have to do is write the nicest comment about me! The winner gets glory! OK yeah, see ya peeps later!
-Clark the handsome cat.
P.S. Yrros is sorry spelled backward.
P.P.S. Glory isn't all of it, I'll send you a smile! (in the form of a cat face. =^o.0^=)

Saturday, September 3, 2011


Yay! More human slaves, again! This time they're back! Soooooooo happy! Except for the fact that they like to pick me up and pet my belly. Sigh. 
                                                   Anyways,  I had an awesome idea for a September contest, this one is for you human servants, you have to describe your companion animals, like for me Miss. Sara would say, Clark the handsome cat. Good luck!
- Clark the awesome and handsome cat!

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Clumsy human servants!

 My human servants are sooooooo clumsy! Just yesterday, I was outside with Mr. Cyrus, and I mistook his leg for a humongous bunny. So I crept up and with stealth and skill I pounced, the second after I made contact with the leg/bunny, he gave a yelp and shot his leg on the air.  I landed  a short distance away. Don't worry, being a creature of precision and lightening reflexes I (of course,) landed gracefully on my feet.  But now Mr. Cyrus is fired. Yawn. Wait. I think I see another bunny! A humongous bunny! Or is that a leg?
See ya peeps later,
-Clark the stealthy Cat!
P.S. How did all this get in pink?