Monday, January 30, 2012

Get a clue!

Hey Peeps-
Have I ever told you how hard the life of a Cat is? Sleep, eat,  sleep, eat, go outside, irritate humans, be adorable, sleep more, eat more. I mean, sometimes I even have to wait to go outside.
         So I decided to subtly tell my human slaves that they take too long. I mean, if I'm sitting in front of the door, looking at it, then I expect it to be opened promptly. I mean come on! I need what I need when I need it! Get with the program peeps!
            Another thing, is whenever someone is in the kitchen, I will walk in, quite charmingly (if I do say so of myself), and I sometimes don't get any extra food! Seriously people!!!
       So, to certain clueless humans, this is for you. (You know who you are.)
-Clark the Cat

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Think before you comment.

Hi peeps. I have an important message to deliver. I recently got 7 entries in my January contest, all submitted from the same person under different names. Names of my followers and other people who comment frequently. This was rude and just plain mean. I'm sorry for those of you who saw your name in the comments. I have deleted all 7 of them, with hopes that this never happens again. I personally know the person, and this is going out to them as well as others. So please, next time you're bored and have nothing to do, don't just type the names of  people you don't even know, it's disrespectful to them and me.

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Janurary Contest.

Hey peeps, I  thought of a contest for this month. You find a funny video, and leave the URL in the comments. Genius! Yes, I know I am. I'll announce the winner on the 31st.
Clark the genius Cat

Monday, January 16, 2012


Hello peeps, followers, Cats, d-o-g-s, and human servants. I have some chilling news. Just yesterday morning, when I went outside to guard my territory, I saw it. "It" was a coyote. A big grayish-brownish coyote. Sniffing around in the yard across from mine. (The yard which just so happens to be mine also, as I own the whole street.) I made the smart move, and banged into the door. Miss. Sara opened it,and I flew inside, not because I was scared or anything, just to plot my revenge against this territory invasion. In the end, Mrs. Lucinda chased it off. (She also screamed at it a little.)  I'm still thinking about it.  Evil coyote!  Grrrrrrr..........     
           In totally unrelated news, most of you probably noticed the new link to my youtube channel. Currently, there's only one video of me. Titled "Cat erupting from box." If for some reason the link doesn't work, here's the URL:
-Clark the Cat

Saturday, January 7, 2012


Hi peeps. It's me Clark. I've mostly been inside all week. I'm not feeling so good. Ugh. I've been sleeping all day. And am going to continue sleeping.(Which I usually do anyways, being a Cat and all.) Sigh. Oh well, maybe one of my humans will give me some of my Extra Special Meow Mix canned Cat food. Yummy. I still have 2 cans left. Yawn. Going to sleep more.
-Clark the sickly Cat

Sunday, January 1, 2012

Happy New Year!

Hey peeps! Happy New Year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My human slaves just got done watching the giant, sparkly ball drop in New York. Then they screamed and hopped around. Humans are so weird. This is my first post in 2012, so I figured I should do something significant. Hmmmmmmm..................................... Give me a minute. Um... I got nothing! Wait- I'LL JUST WRITE IN A ALL CAPS!!!! :) I'M A GENIUS. SO, MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS ARE: