Thursday, June 30, 2011


Hey peeps, I heard that some of you still can't comment. I've changed the settings so it may work now. If you couldn't comment and you (which everybody probably would) still  want to then give it another shot. Meww. ^_^ (That's the top of a Cat's head.)
- Clark the angry cat (not at you at the comments thingy)
P.S. Yrros!
P.P.S. For those of you who don't know, yrros is sorry backward so it's less painful to say.

Tuesday, June 28, 2011


I know that I just posted a few minutes ago, but I have to post again. Miss. Sara just gave me special cat food it was delightful wet and juicy, fish scent rolling off it. I'm leaving the leftovers out so I can eat them tonight. If you leave the food out long enough everything smells like fish. It's heaven in my kitchen. Unfortunately somebody usually puts my spare food in the fridge or they throw it away because "It smells awful kitty!" Human slaves can be very dim sometimes.

Mrs. Lucinda and Miss. Sara did something else that is not 1/2 bad. They entered me in a photo contest I will win of course the picture is gorgeous and it's of me, so yeah. Any other companion animals that want to enter? Check out the animal rescue site: It's actually a pretty cool site for something designed by humans. To enter the contest click on the mascot of the day. I need some competition!


Ha Ha Ha! This is SO not funny!
Okay, it all started when I went outside and was just sitting out there and enjoying my alone time when Miss. Sara came outside. She sat down next to me and started singing Katy Perry's Firework . This made me want to cover my ears but I couldn't because I was all comfy so I just looked away. Then I saw it. A bug. I think it was a mosquito eater. Anyways I got down on my haunches and creeped toward it. Success! As soon as I swallowed it, I realized something....... It was still alive! Gagging (Cats can gag I assure you) I  propelled the stupid little critter out of my mouth. I even stuck my tongue out. As it flew away I hissed angrily at its retreating wings. 
        I blame Miss. Sara.
- Clark the humiliated/angry cat >:(

Monday, June 27, 2011

Yrros! (That's sorry spelled backward)

Hi peeps, I've yrros for the little blurb. For those of you who tried to comment and it was never posted, one of the settings got messed up. Feel free to say how awesome I am now that It's fixed.


I went and looked at my stats and there was this thing where you could see one where you could see how many views you're got in the USA, and mine had 116! Of course, some some of those might be me following my blog, but still!
              The thing that really blew my mind was that I had 1 view from Germany! Clark's going global! Wait til' I tell Mr. Cyrus!  He's a science/history/geography nut so he sprouts out facts like an overfilled plate of milk. Yum! The milk not the facts!
   I have to go now, all this excitement is making me hungry. I think I'll get Miss. Sara to give me treats...............
-Clark the hungry cat.

Sunday, June 26, 2011

A thank you..............

Yes, I am actually saying it, thank you! Usually I only do that when someone gives me kitty treats or special kitty food. But the people who are now my followers! AHHHHHHH! I knew it was only a matter of time though. :D
-Clark the wonder cat.  Meow.........


Last night while I was killing pipe cleaners I accidentally nicked Miss. Sara. Oopsy? I'm not posting this to apologize though because that would be admitting that I made a mistake and I would ruin the cat image, so um, sara, I'm y-r-r-os, I'm yrros. See you peeps later.
-Clark the amazing cat! :)
P.S. Just so you know yrros is sorry spelled backward, this way it's less painful to say.
P.P.S I know, I'm such a genius!
P.P.S This is for the August monthly contest ^0-0^ 

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Cat attack!

So much has happened! Some good some bad. The bad while one of my slaves was sitting in a chair and listening to her weird music thingy that sound blasts out of (she calls it an i-pod, weird right?) it fell and nearly whacked me in my beautiful face. Don't worry I am fine the slave in question has good reflexes and snapped it up just in time! :B
             The next bad thing was something that I have tried to keep quiet, but it's time to let the Cat out of the carrier. There is a d-o-g in my backyard. Yes, that's right he appeared shortly after Christmas. It was the scariest/most insulting thing that's ever happened to me. Scary because, well duh, he's a d-o-g and I'm a Cat. We've been enemies since forever. Insulting because, why would my peoples think that it's a good idea to bring a d-o-g into my home? I mean like I said before, we're natural enemies. So anyways, I was just sitting outside, soaking up the fading rays of sun. Then the d-o-g comes out and strains on the leash practically pulling Mr. Cyrus, (another one of my slaves) off his feet. I just stayed out of the way until they left.
         The good thing, (don't tell anybody, but I love pipe cleaners)  Mr. Cyrus and Miss. Sara gave me two new pipe cleaners, I ran around the house with my new victims, my tail kinked and my eyes wide I felt like a kitten again!
-Clark the awesome cat


Good morning human slaves. It is tiring being a Cat. I now that you were waiting in anticipation for my 2nd post after my fist successful one last night. I have  much to tell you. This morning my people irritated me. That is not unusual as they are very annoying, but Mrs. Lucinda, tried to brush me!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All I did was go outside, (which I usually do, I'm an outdoor cat.) And  I got into some grease or something, and it all got matted in the back of my fur. It hurts when she tries to get it out so I yelp and let out pitiful Mrowwwwwwws. It works with Sara, who is my all time fave person. She is a catten, no longer a kitten, but not a cat. She loves me unconditionally. She'll leap up to get my food, refill my water or do anything for me. So she's tolerable. I know that she loved me since that first day in the shelter, I was thirteen months old, and on my cage they had written something in a black smelly marker. I knew that when cats had that on their cage, the end was coming. I had to leave, so I purred and rubbed my head against the cage, which was hard because I was about as big as the cage. Soon people stopped the people that would eventually be mine. In an hour I was at my new home.

Friday, June 24, 2011

All about me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is a blog about an amazing, wonderful creature. That creature is me. I am a Cat of course. My life has been an series of awesome events. If you want to know about them you'll have to wait now because I am a Cat and I sleep 80%  of the day Yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnn.........  ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ  Tuna! YUMMY! more special cat food please. Be gone servant. Wha? I was sleep typing?! Maybe I should tell you about it later. So goo-  Treats? For me? Yes please heat up the milk. Ahhhhhhh.....................  That's better......................