Sunday, November 13, 2011

So embarrassing!

The worst thing happened to me just a few minutes ago! I was just calmly scratching on my long scratching post, when Miss. Sara and some of her friends came over and started laughing. I put on the cutest possible show I could, scratching away as I opened my mouth adorably. All lovable and fierce. Then, Miss. Sara dumped a huge sheet of long brown paper on me. Then, my survival instincts kicked in, and I attacked the paper! Squirming my way out,  killing the paper.  Then I went outside, unable to meet the eyes of the irritating humans.
-Clark the unamused Cat.