RED ALERT!!!! SOUND THE ALARMS!!!CALL THE COPS!!!!! THE SWAT TEAM!!!!!BEAM IN ALIENS!!!!! ANYBODY!!!! I CAN SEE THE BOTTOM OF MY BOWL!!!!!
Oh wait- here come a human, HUMAN!!! REFILL MY FOOD BOWL!!! I suppose I should tell you what just happened. You see - this morning I came inside and strolled over to my food dish, like I usually do. Whenever I do this, I expect a full dish, no empty spots. And I got a full dish, except for this one tiny spot in the middle, the size of a claw or so, that didn't have any food in it!! Seriously, I could see white!!! The bottom of my bowl. It's shocking. Very shocking. Seriously, the service of the servants today....
-Clark the shocked and disgruntled Cat
Oh wait- here come a human, HUMAN!!! REFILL MY FOOD BOWL!!! I suppose I should tell you what just happened. You see - this morning I came inside and strolled over to my food dish, like I usually do. Whenever I do this, I expect a full dish, no empty spots. And I got a full dish, except for this one tiny spot in the middle, the size of a claw or so, that didn't have any food in it!! Seriously, I could see white!!! The bottom of my bowl. It's shocking. Very shocking. Seriously, the service of the servants today....
-Clark the shocked and disgruntled Cat
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