I got in a fight. Yeah, that's right, I got in a fight. I don't know why you're suprised, I am Clark after all. I'm like the Chuck Norris of Cats.
And we started to fight, I of course, beat the living crap out of him, cause I am Clark after all, then I saunterd home to tell my humans of my victory. You would think that they would congratulate me for being so awesome, but they didn't! Instead they fawned over me and got all worried and acted stupid.
It wasn't even that big of a scratch, just a little one on my nose, but I wanted to show it off and be all tough and macho all the same.
Stupid humans.
-Clark the Chuck Norris of Cats
And we started to fight, I of course, beat the living crap out of him, cause I am Clark after all, then I saunterd home to tell my humans of my victory. You would think that they would congratulate me for being so awesome, but they didn't! Instead they fawned over me and got all worried and acted stupid.
It wasn't even that big of a scratch, just a little one on my nose, but I wanted to show it off and be all tough and macho all the same.
Stupid humans.
-Clark the Chuck Norris of Cats
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