Hey peeps, do you remember a post or 2 ago when I said I only fear coyotes, The Vet, and an empty food dish? Well, there's something else. Missing humans. They went on "vacation" (whatever that is) and believe it or not, I miss them. Their constant attention, always talking about how adorable I am( like I don't already know) and everything else which I used to find annoying, I now miss. Sigh. I hope they're back soon, I miss their kitty treats. Plus, they abandoned me with another one of my human servants and the d-o-g! I better get LOTS of extra attention when they get back!
-Clark the Cat
P.S. I hope my humans don't read that.