Sometimes my human slaves are gross. Just today, they put a d-o-g hair in front of me. I was all like, =O.0= (which is my weirded out face.) I mean seriously?! D-o-g hair in front of moi. Why? Because they are weird. So anyways I lifted my head up and carefully stepped around the disgusting object in question going outside to clear my nostrils from the d-o-g smell. No offense d-o-gs, you guys do have a redeeming qualities. Like how friendly you are, unfortunately us Cats and you d-o-gs have been enemies since the beginning of time (and longer) Sigh, must go sleep now.
- Clark the Cat.