My human slaves are very strange. Very very very very very strange! Do you know what they do? Every day they feed the little creature I've been watching. They think that it's sooooooooooooo cute that it moves its tail. Errrrrrrgg! I move my tail all the time! But is it cute? Nooooooooo!Human slaves are fickle, just last week there telling me how cute I am, then there going on about it! I think I might fire the whole lot of them! Though then I would be have to be all alone- No I'm not jealous! The thought is foolish!
-Clark the jealous cat
P.S. How did that jealous get into my closing? I was gonna write awesome! Sigh.
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