Hiya Peeps. I'm back again! My human slaves are behaving very strangely today. Mostly Miss. Sara. Today she told me to "sit" and "stay" what she was trying to do I have no idea, but she bribed me with kitty treats, and no matter what I did she gave me kitty treats anyway. So whatever. But this morning! Sara was still still in bed and I might have been out of food. One of my human slaves always has to come with me in case it was empty so they could fill it up. I know a perfectly logical way, but my humans didn't think so, they get kind of mad whenever I make them come to my food dish and I do have food, so I meowed loudly for several minutes before Miss. Sara got up and came with me. This time I did have food, and she stomped off to bed. She didn't stay asleep long though, and came back soon. So bizarre!
But that's not the end of it! I like to go back in forth from indoors to outdoors every few minutes, so Miss. Sara had to open my door then close it every few minutes, I don't see what's SO bad about that but Miss. Sara must have gotten sick with it so she opened the door a little and walked away. I pulled it open with my paw and decided to stay inside a while.
-Clark the clever Cat