I've said it before, and I'll say it again, the stupidity of humans is infinite. It wouldn't be so bad if they knew that they were stupid, but humans have NO idea of just how stupid they are.
Just a few short minutes ago, while I was scratching on my scratcher, one of my humans hugged me. I know, shocking. But it gets worse! When the human in question put me down (I won't divulge any names, but it may have been Miss. Sara) She picked me up again! I know I'm cute, but you think that my humans could show some self-restraint. Sigh. I guess that's just one of the consequences of being this beautiful.
-Clark the outrageously handsome Cat