Most doors are kind to Cats, opening as we wish and closing as we please.
But there is one type of door that despises all Cats. No, not a d-o-g door, but
a garage door. It opens with a loud rumbling that invites all of those weird
smelly car things that humans ride around in inside, then in closes with
another horrifying rumbling. Humans, (being the stupid creatures they are)
totally ignore this terrible door, but we Cats know. (I'm not really sure what
we're supposed to know, but I'm sure it's bad.) -Clark the wise Cat