You will never believe what my humans just did to me. I was just innocently sitting down, being my adorable self, when Miss. Sara walked right past me without even stopping to tell me how great I am! AND she then went outside to see the d-o-g! Abandoning me, a Cat, for that big and smelly lump of fur!
If that wasn't enough, she actually petted the d-o-g, that's right, she PETTED him. Fortunately she came inside after that. Unfortunately though, she petted me, which wouldn't have been so bad except for that fact that her hands still had the essence of d-o-g still on them. So now, I am doggified.
- Clark the horrified Cat