Friday, May 25, 2012

Another victory for Catkind

Humans get mad way too easy. Last night for example. I was stuck inside because all my humans were asleep. So I was just wondering around until I saw a bookcase. It was pretty high up, all flat, and exactly where I knew I wasn't supposed to go. In other words, it was the perfect place for a Cat.
  So I leaped on top of it and started to get comfortable. The only problem was that there was a whole bunch of junk on top of it. A dusty baseball with ink on it, some little statues, a weird wooden thing that one of my humans gave her. You know, stupid little human knickknacks. So I was just calmly knocking it off when she decided to wake up.
   (Could there have been a worst time?) She tried to move me, but when that didn't work she begged, and when that didn't work, she just moved all her stuff and went back to bed.
-Clark the victorious Cat


  1. Waylon, the awesome oneMay 27, 2012 at 11:49 AM

    wait, was the baseball the one that my slave, ms. Jasmin gave to ms. Sara?

  2. Hmm... maybe. I don't really keep track of the lives of my humans,