Humans get mad way too easy. Last night for example. I was stuck inside because all my humans were asleep. So I was just wondering around until I saw a bookcase. It was pretty high up, all flat, and exactly where I knew I wasn't supposed to go. In other words, it was the perfect place for a Cat.
So I leaped on top of it and started to get comfortable. The only problem was that there was a whole bunch of junk on top of it. A dusty baseball with ink on it, some little statues, a weird wooden thing that one of my humans gave her. You know, stupid little human knickknacks. So I was just calmly knocking it off when she decided to wake up.
(Could there have been a worst time?) She tried to move me, but when that didn't work she begged, and when that didn't work, she just moved all her stuff and went back to bed.
-Clark the victorious Cat