Humans get mad way too easy. Last night for example. I was stuck inside because all my humans were asleep. So I was just wondering around until I saw a bookcase. It was pretty high up, all flat, and exactly where I knew I wasn't supposed to go. In other words, it was the perfect place for a Cat.
So I leaped on top of it and started to get comfortable. The only problem was that there was a whole bunch of junk on top of it. A dusty baseball with ink on it, some little statues, a weird wooden thing that one of my humans gave her. You know, stupid little human knickknacks. So I was just calmly knocking it off when she decided to wake up.
(Could there have been a worst time?) She tried to move me, but when that didn't work she begged, and when that didn't work, she just moved all her stuff and went back to bed.
VICTORY!
-Clark the victorious Cat
wait, was the baseball the one that my slave, ms. Jasmin gave to ms. Sara?
ReplyDeleteHmm... maybe. I don't really keep track of the lives of my humans,
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