Broken humans

Lately I'm starting to think that my humans might be broken. It's the strangest thing. I'll be laying down and then I'll hear a can opening! For all Cats, the opening of the can means yummy human food!  (Why do they always get the good stuff?) So I'll waltz into the kitchen, the picture of adorableness, you know, tail up, eyes wide. The whole shabang. Then my humans will just dump the contents of their can onto a plate and walk out! (Well, after admiring my adorableness of course.)
   Sigh. Humans are so weird.
-Clark the confused Cat