Thursday, July 7, 2011

A contest!

Hey peeps it's Clark again! I just had a great idea! This is for all the animals out there! How many of you have some kind of goofy story about your ridiculous human slave? If you have one you want to share, post it in the comments section and if I like it I'll post it! Please make it from your point of view and about your human slave! I'll post the runner-up too. Leave your human slaves first name and yours.
-Clark the genius Cat!
P.S. Any animals can write a story, not just Cats.
P.P.S. A ll entries need to be turned in by Friday the 15th.


  1. Human slave, Jasmin and ''her'' cat WaylonJuly 14, 2011 at 4:03 PM

    Ugh! My human slave, Jasmin, has been recently acting like a drunk maniac. She blames it on the sun... One day, she suddenly sat on me. then she made that absurd dog sit on me as well. >:( After that fight against me and the dog, Jasmin brought me outside. WELL, it turns out that the sun WASn'T the reason for my slave's drunkness. It was really the heat. It was unbearable!! Finally(after 2 hours) when i went inside, I ended up being drunk...!!!! So much for summer....
    -the drunkard, Waylon

  2. THE ALMIGHTY WAYLON!!!!!! hahaJuly 14, 2011 at 4:11 PM

    My deepest apologies. My slave was the one who typed my comment(cats have no opposable thumbs) she clearly messed up!! alas, I ended up typing this(it took FOREVER) i just wanted to say that she forgot to put "the almighty Waylon". SHe put drunkard instead >>>>>>>>>>>>:(