My human slaves are INSANE! Or at least one of them is. My human slave Miss. Sara has declared today Sara day. ?!!!!!!!!!???? I know right, I told her that she was weird, and she said "Happy Sara Day to you too Clark!" After that I went outside. My human slaves are officially crazy. I would fire Miss. Sara, but no matter how many times I tell her, she doesn't leave! Grrrrrrrrrrr........ She also says the word grrrrrrrrrrrr alot, it's one of her favorite words along with "I love you Clark!" She may be a total weirdo but at least she knows I'm awesome.
-Clark the cat.